United Thread | 2025/26

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Regarding the derby.
If we win, the chances of them winning the league go from highly unlikely to practically impossible.
Should they lose their next game after that then it does become impossible.
,:- ))

Albert Einstein, Alan Turing, Steven Hawking, and Pythagoras couldn’t calculate the chances of the scum winning the league - too many decimal places involved. They ended up rounding it up to 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

 

[Tiattos_Waterbottle]

Funny seeing them copying Salford Red Devils/Salford RLFC with their "We are the 1958" flag. You're having a shit run of results, Salford were on the brink of disappearing.

Bunch of hysterical twats.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Who'd Utd get in the cup draw ?

A friendly with Ronaldo's boys in Saudi.

 

[bluetonium]

Carrick and Rooney until the end of the season. Surely they have be known as Pudding & Pie?

 

[Micky Blue]

I’m gutted it’s not Ole, that would have been hilarious.

 

[ancoats]

So it's still Fergie at the wheel and a YES man

 

[Vienna_70]

£££££ talks

Agreed, but not that fucking loudly!

 

[Vienna_70]

Albert Einstein, Alan Turing, Steven Hawking, and Pythagoras couldn’t calculate the chances of the scum winning the league - too many decimal places involved. They ended up rounding it up to 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

That’s fucking hilarious!

 

[Stato]

£££££ talks

With him being ex Liverpool I can't see it.
Most likely Liverpool or the next top job to open up

 

[heslops barnet]

With him being ex Liverpool I can't see it.
Most likely Liverpool or the next top job to open up

Not so sure, nowadays I’m not sure affiliation with former clubs is a problem

 

[zandvoort blue]

Apparently the Rag players threw the game against Brighton believing that the 5th Round ties were still midweek.

 

[tommybooth]

Wooneys bruv. Lovely turkey teeth.

 

[oldhamblue]

That 'no value in the market' quote was because the Glazers kept a lid on salaries. Back in 2010 I had a brilliant insight into this from the then Chelsea CEO who told me that united's top whack back then was £90k a week, when Chelsea's was £160k and we were offering £180k. That was at the time of Rooney's alleged transfer request and Chelsea tried to buy him.

It turned out this wasn't a genuine request but a trick to force the Glazers to agree to up the salary levels. They originally refused caved in once Chelsea had put a contract on the table and Rooney got his £180k a week (as did all those with a 'Highest paid player' clause and there were 5 or 6 of those at the time).

Funnily enough you never heard 'no value in the market' after that.

Didn't the pisscan have a clause that he had wage parity with the highest paid player?

 

[Blue Mist]

rags nailed on

Real Madrid: Manager Xabi Alonso leaves after less than eight months, Alvaro Arbeloa appointed

Xabi Alonso leaves his position as Real Madrid manager after less than eight months in charge as former Liverpool team-mate Alvaro Arbeloa is appointed as replacement.

www.bbc.co.uk

I can just imagine the rag boardroom now. They would love Alonso but told the media no permenant appointment until May. I wonder if they'll delay announcing Carrick until they've spoken to him but knowing how indecisive they are they'll appoint Carrick until the end of the season and next week appoint Alonso

 

[oldhamblue]

It's the new thing isn't it. Do you think they have a big meeting at the start of each season to decide what message to push. That Arsenal wanker McKeown on Talkshite was saying it.

Apparently the Rag DNA they're on about is all out attacking football.

Fuck off.

If that's the case why do the rag lemmings sing "attack, attack, attack". Imagine having to remind your team to attack. Embarrassing

 

[malg]

If that's the case why do the rag lemmings sing "attack, attack, attack". Imagine having to remind your team to attack. Embarrassing

I always find that one cringe worthy

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

If that's the case why do the rag lemmings sing "attack, attack, attack". Imagine having to remind your team to attack. Embarrassing

Should be more ‘defend, defend, defend’ with the amount of goals they’ve conceded.

 

[Bald fraud]

They must have been on the blower to alonso tonight! Fuckin hope not or he’s told em to do one. Hopefully it’s carrick and SpongeBob Saturday dinner time

 

[burning blue soul]

Please God...make it happen
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They are doomed :D

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]