United Thread | 2025/26

[solley attwell]

Managerial pedigree means nothing to Skinflint Jim. Carrick only got the job because his bid was lower than Ollie's

 

[Vienna_70]

Your name vill also go’on ze lizt

Don’t tell him, Pike!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Looks like they're going with Carrick, who took Middlesbrough to 4th, 8th and 10th in the Championship.

That looks more like a confession than a managerial appointment.

 

[Vienna_70]

I heard that Carrick has reached a verbal agreement with the rags.

The problem with that is, a verbal agreement isn’t worth the paper it’s written on!

 

[Bald fraud]

Officials will be out to do their bit on Saturday and give them a helping hand.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Officials will be out to do their bit on Saturday and give them a helping hand.

Alti allowing them to shit kick us and we get carded for first foul as usual.

 

[dadnlad]

isnt Carrick full of spury's DNA

 

[chris63]

 

[chris63]

 

[Bald fraud]

isnt Carrick full of spury's DNA

West Ham isn’t it?

 

[KentBlue]

Michael Carrick - ature?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Michael Carrick - ature?

Brilliant

 

[dadnlad]

West Ham isn’t it?

i cant remember lol

 

[dadnlad]

how many is their jonny fuckin evans woodgate holland carrick

 

[Harvster]

i heard Alonso changed phone number to avoid calls from United

Then left to film the next Ozark series

 

[jonny485]

Are snn taking the piss with their coverage of Carrick's appointment, its just a temporary job. Any other club would just get a shrug of the shoulders and move on. Their making out this is a massive moment history.

 

[citymad]

Have to say that was brilliant. "Cus Manchester united are absolutely shit"
Fernandes in the crowd made me laugh..

 

[citymad]

Not to worry, the seasons not over for them. They still have the the mid season friendly cup to play for.

 

[citymad]

I heard that Carrick has reached a verbal agreement with the rags.

The problem with that is, a verbal agreement isn’t worth the paper it’s written on!

I bet theres thousands of fans waiting at Carrington to welcome him. Sky doing a special on it now haha

 

[MikeF]

Woodgate gets the job cos he can speak Spanish!! How many Spanish players have they actually got? Just get an interpreter ffs