United Thread | 2025/26

[BlueMonkey79]

Will they fuck. They’ll be as shit as usual and get absolutely rinsed….

Hopefully so.

The title is gone for me. Yes people will look at the points and say it's only 7!! And it's only January. But I've been saying it for ages. We are more capable of throwing in 2 or 3 more games like Saturday than going on a 6/7/8 game win streak IMO.

So the only solace is hoping that those cunts down the road buccaneer their way to another shit season.

 

[MCFC !]

View attachment 180881

:)

 

[madloaf]

Not that I'm claiming that the red card not given on Saturday would have changed the overall result, but seeing where they are in the table, it would be interesting to know just how many times the decisions from PiGMOL have directly influenced their games.

It was noticeable last season, when they were truly shit under Amerim, that the ref/VAR came to their aid on a number of occasions, as I recall.

PiGMOL/VAR really do appear to work for certain clubs, even if I am paranoid.

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.

 

[Protein Junkie]

PiGMOL/VAR really do appear to work for certain clubs, even if I am paranoid.

Hi Ozzy.
And yes they are cnuts.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Honestly, I think I'd rather they won it than Arsenal.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Had some plastic rag fucker in the pub tell me yesterday with a straight face that United could go on to win the title, I replied really? He said yeah if we play like that every week we will, simply told him but you won’t, today’s your cup final, so enjoy your parade, print the shirts, you beat a city side with a depleted back line

If they won ALL of their remaining games (not happening but play along), they would end up with 83 points. Which Arsenal will beat comfortably. Therefore absolutely ZERO chance of them winning the league.

 

[Radcliffe 1309]

Haha its so funny whenever they have a good game, suddenly they start comparing Bruno to KDB for some reason on ragcafe. PSML

Delusional twats all of them !

 

[TinFoilHat]

They're back.

It's official!

 

[Gazza]

Had some plastic rag fucker in the pub tell me yesterday with a straight face that United could go on to win the title, I replied really? He said yeah if we play like that every week we will, simply told him but you won’t, today’s your cup final, so enjoy your parade, print the shirts, you beat a city side with a depleted back line

Their problem has always been that they haven't got a clue against a team that sits back and they've got to play football.

 

[Gazza]

Honestly, I think I'd rather they won it than Arsenal.

Either way it's a London club.

 

[pmoney]

Please can someone on here use AI to create a picture of martinez inside r2d2 ? I tried chatgpt but it looked nothing like him.

 

[Vienna_70]

Their problem has always been that they haven't got a clue against a team that sits back and they've got to play football.

The rags play football?

 

[roach3]

Honestly, I think I'd rather they won it than Arsenal.

Cmon pb take your meds

 

[city986]

Wouldn't want them to win a game of snap never mind the league

 

[bridgeno1]

Issue the Rags have is their ex players continually snipe at them. It's like your dad being an ex pro footballer and constantly mocking you for not being as good as him. I'd honestly gag the fuckers. Every club has ex pros but for example look at the ex Gooners constantly bigging the side up. Ex Dippers big their side up. But ex Rags like Neville and Scholes are constantly sticking the knife in - it's clear they don't actually want the Rags to surpass what they achieved (fuck all chance to be fair).

Also fuck 'em because it's Manchester United.

 

[pmoney]

you get the idea

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Martinez has a whole career built around two performances against Haaland. Where as Erling's career is in another realm entirely.

 

[Blueboy73]

Issue the Rags have is their ex players continually snipe at them. It's like your dad being an ex pro footballer and constantly mocking you for not being as good as him. I'd honestly gag the fuckers. Every club has ex pros but for example look at the ex Gooners constantly bigging the side up. Ex Dippers big their side up. But ex Rags like Neville and Scholes are constantly sticking the knife in - it's clear they don't actually want the Rags to surpass what they achieved (fuck all chance to be fair).

Also fuck 'em because This is Manchesnited we're talking about here.

Slightly edited the last sentence for accuracy, but you're basically right.

Taggart also hanging around the swamp like a stale fart for over a decade after retiring is having the same effect as the likes or Ratty and Ginger Pig and I don't think he wants anyone to surpass any of his achievements either.

His greed also resulted in The Glazers getting their feet under the table yet he can do no wrong in the eyes of the majority of their deluded followers.

I'm just glad that the arrogant, piss stained twat is still alive to witness everything that has unfolded over the last few years.
Not in my lifetime eh!

 

[Vienna_70]

I see The Athletic is keeping the nostalgia angle alive and kicking.

A headline I read today, said something like, A Throwback To The pisscan Era.

I didn’t read the article.

 

[jimharri]

The "class of '92" making themselves very unpopular with the plebs......

Disrespecting the class of 92

So when did this become a thing and why are so many United fans doing this? Neville really does annoy me, especially with how he has defended every manager but I would never disrespect him or celebrate his failure at Valencia. Similarly, Scholes' sin here is that he criticized Mourinho and LVG...

www.redcafe.net

Go to the later pages for the current situation.