United Thread | 2025/26

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Got a City bingo Chelsea fan as one of my main friends.

Comes out of the woodwork if we produce bad result, never interested in football when we win or Chelsea are shit (it's not the same anymore etc) jumpers for goalposts etc.

I refuse to engage on football with him which really pisses him off when we're not doing well or even cleaning up.

He should be lucky I've not spent time and can't be arsed popping at Chelsea, fuck knows there's enough material.

As well as that, what is it that gets armchair 'supporters' think they've got the right to comment on empty seats and games when they've only seen 4 mins on motd.
 
I'm not posting a link but on the front page of the impartial publicly-funded bbc there is an article (if you could call it that) asking something along the lines of...

would 2008 man utd "batter" 2026 arsenal?

Unsurprisingly, the grannyshagger believes they would.

How does this question even arise?
arsenal, whether we like it or not, are top of the premier league and the champions league,
but the bbc need to keep the raggy cunts in the spotlight by hook or by crook.

It's a fucking joke and if you pay your fee without complaining you are contributing to this shite.
 
pepguardiola'smoustache said:
I'm not posting a link but on the front page of the impartial publicly-funded bbc there is an article (if you could call it that) asking something along the lines of...

would 2008 man utd "batter" 2026 arsenal?

Unsurprisingly, the grannyshagger believes they would.

How does this question even arise?
arsenal, whether we like it or not, are top of the premier league and the champions league,
but the bbc need to keep the raggy cunts in the spotlight by hook or by crook.

It's a fucking joke and if you pay your fee without complaining you are contributing to this shite.
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A totally irrelevant question, obviously. Nothing new from the Beeb, mind. Being honest though (and it won't go down well on here!); I actually agree with "Wazza". The current Arsenal team are not exceptional; not even close. What they are is less inconsistent than everyone else. Us, dips, Chelsea, Spurs, Rags; we're all throwing away too many points. That rags team, like it or not, would be a better team than the current Tarqs mob.
 
jimharri said:
A totally irrelevant question, obviously. Nothing new from the Beeb, mind. Being honest though (and it won't go down well on here!); I actually agree with "Wazza". The current Arsenal team are not exceptional; not even close. What they are is less inconsistent than everyone else. Us, dips, Chelsea, Spurs, Rags; we're all throwing away too many points. That rags team, like it or not, would be a better team than the current Tarqs mob.
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Why don't the bbc ask if spiderman would beat superman.
Who cares.
Arse kissing wankers.
They are also saying the garbage patch kid is leaving in the summer.
Again who cares
 
pepguardiola'smoustache said:
I'm not posting a link but on the front page of the impartial publicly-funded bbc there is an article (if you could call it that) asking something along the lines of...

would 2008 man utd "batter" 2026 arsenal?

Unsurprisingly, the grannyshagger believes they would.

How does this question even arise?
arsenal, whether we like it or not, are top of the premier league and the champions league,
but the bbc need to keep the raggy cunts in the spotlight by hook or by crook.

It's a fucking joke and if you pay your fee without complaining you are contributing to this shite.
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I replied along the lines of they wouldn't as Var would rule out half the shit they got away with back then. Surprised its not been removed
 
Betterdeedthan red said:
Why don't the bbc ask if spiderman would beat superman.
Who cares.
Arse kissing wankers.
They are also saying the garbage patch kid is leaving in the summer.
Again who cares
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Note how they finally posted his 375k a week wages and did it so its a positive he is off the payroll.Funny how his 375k week wages haven't been mentioned till today
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
When we beat them with the likes of Keegan, Pearce and Erickson in charge we enjoyed the win in its isolation. These dick heads suddenly think it’s the 1990s again and they will conquer everything in front of them, we suddenly didn’t think we were going to win the league with Anelka, Macken and Fowler.
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I did
 
BREAKING: The cast has been announced for the new TV drama about the odd lot

Matt Busby: Richard ‘Victor Meldrew’ Wilson

Pat Crerand: Alan Cumming

Bobby Charlton: Gregor ‘The Baldy Man’ Fisher

George Best: Jackie Chan

Alex Ferguson: Winston from Still Game

Martin Edwards: Kevin Spacey

MIchael Knighton: Shaun Ryder

Eric Cantona: Kathy Burke

Gary Neville: Hayley from Corrie

Phil Neville: Roy from Corrie

Paul Scholes: Chesney from Corrie

Giggesh: Russell Brand

Roy Keane: Graham Norton

Jaap Stam: That big bald freak from Cuckoo’s Nest and The Hills Have Eyes

Patrice Evra: Kevin Hart

Rio Ferdinand: Rocky Dennis from Mask

The Glazers: The Farrelly Brothers

Jim Ratcliffe: Randy Quaid

Michael Carrick: Rodney Bewes
 
hertsblue said:
Note how they finally posted his 375k a week wages and did it so its a positive he is off the payroll.Funny how his 375k week wages haven't been mentioned till today
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Hmm, so the fat Frank Sidebottom lookalike signed for £70 million has been reportedly earning 375k per week for 4 seasons whilst the Rags are over 1 billion in debt.
No European football this season and Thursday night football in 2 of the other 3 seasons he's been there.
Not a question asked about how they can afford this.
Marc Guehi signed for £20 million is supposedly on 300k per week, unsubstantiated of course but quoted as gospel by the usual fuckwits.
We're debt free, had Champions League football for 15 consecutive seasons with a higher turnover yet there's article after article asking how City can afford this crying about how unfair it is along with the usual City Bingo quotes.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
When we beat them with the likes of Keegan, Pearce and Erickson in charge we enjoyed the win in its isolation. These dick heads suddenly think it’s the 1990s again and they will conquer everything in front of them, we suddenly didn’t think we were going to win the league with Anelka, Macken and Fowler.
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Wait, so I was the only one?
 
Shuffs said:
Exactly.....dad and brother are reds. (I thank my mum and auntie/uncle for being a a blue) I took a stance to say absolutely jack all about United on group chats, unless they bring it up and I very rarely take the piss. Dont have to, to be honest.

But my brother.....wow its hard to bite my tongue. No matter who City play...if we concede or get beat its gif this, gif that of the opposition.

Signing Guehi....."theres Pep again, cheque book manager" etc.

Its so hard not to bite, ive become an expert in counting to 10.

At least with Derby, I could get in there first about how shit we were (and against Bodo).......funny how sensible conversation can happen afterwards.
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" ive become an expert in counting to 10"

Show off
 
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