United Thread | 2025/26

[Protein Junkie]

Newcastle United want to bolster their midfield options this summer and have identified Manchester United midfielder Manuel Ugarte, 25, as a top target. (Football Insider), external

 

[Bantamgaz]

Come on you Rag twats only game i want you to win

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Newcastle United want to bolster their midfield options this summer and have identified Manchester United midfielder Manuel Ugarte, 25, as a top target. (Football Insider), external

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Tomorrow that'll become a part-ex deal for Toneli.

 

[horlock_was_super]

It's Monday and that can only mean one thing - the rags are on telly!

How long has their latest unbeaten run been now then?

SCUM.

CTID.

As you were Blues.

 

[Ghostofmerlin]

Do United still play football matches?

And somehow have managed to creep into third on the table.

 

[manimanc]

I see the TV companies still trying to keep these bellends relevant by putting them on a Monday Night the same week as champions league football again.

 

[Really_here]

What a weekend, Arse lose, my partner won on the National, City win, My partner's son backed Rory and won, Leeds beating Untied would be the icing on the cake !!

 

[Vienna_70]

Come on you Rag twats only game i want you to win

I think you’ll be in a minority of one on here, gaz.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I think you’ll be in a minority of one on here, gaz.

He's allowed on this one but, only this one ;)

 

[horlock_was_super]

I think you’ll be in a minority of one on here, gaz.

Well…………… I want them both to lose, the odd half dozen or so red cards, food poisoning, pestilence, flood & a plague of locusts would be okay too for me.

 

[Kinkybyname]

these fckrs last kicked a ball on the 20th March!

 

[bladdered]

A coach load of Dirty Leeds left Cleck Wethers about an hour ago. They seemed up for it. Hate to say it...but come on Leeds !

 

[Bluejaysol]

Dirty Leeds? Not today.
Reptile defender Lizardo Martinez sent off for pulling hair.

 

[Eaststander1]

Off ya go Martinez, ya big girls blouse, and shut the door after ya !

 

[TinFoilHat]

Off ya go Martnez, ya big girls blouse, and shut the door after ya !

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Very homoerotic

 

[Gordyola]

these fckrs last kicked a ball on the 20th March!

Man has been to the moon and back in that time

 

[Chak19]

Another letter to Webb coming.

 

[Vienna_70]

Guy hasn’t appeared as often as he would have liked this season, but he’s here tonight:

 

[Zabbasbeard]

United are back!

 

[Gray]

I was getting worried about St. Beneath us day, that has eased the situation.