United Thread | 2025/26

[KentBlue]

Luis Enrique is leading their next manager poll on redcafe. Fucking delusional.

But think of the clicks.

 

[gaudino4]

Two footed lunge with his back turned from 'the Butcher' for the block. Pat off EastEnders had more balls than this little turd.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Two footed lunge with his back turned from 'the Butcher' for the block. Pat off EastEnders had more balls than this little turd.
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I thought that should have been a red..
Not sure if it was mentioned as I had no sound on .
And turned off at half time to avoid listening to that rat faced **** and spitty

 

[Blue Mist]

How far away is he ????

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That is so funny, if i tried to do that photoshop thing, thats what my 1st and 15 subsequent attempts would look like

 

[GaudinoMotors]

How far away is he ????

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[waspish]

Yeah you’re right. But some officials would not haven given that. We saw it with Semenyo against Fulham. But correct recision.

Before Semyno one I thought any pulled air it a red! Them not giving a red for that, then they came out with some bullshit that it wasn’t pulled hard enough introduced a grey area when they didn’t need to do it! PGMOL are fucking run by imbeciles!

 

[ws01]

Luis Enrique is leading their next manager poll on redcafe. Fucking delusional.

Enrique at this point in his career could sign for pretty much any club on earth. He'd be absolutely mad to go to that shit show

 

[Cellarite]

Two footed lunge with his back turned from 'the Butcher' for the block. Pat off EastEnders had more balls than this little turd.
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Clutching at straws there mate.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Apparently Carrick was shocked at the sending off. He must surely get the job full time with comments like that, but if truth be told he was shocked that the LotG were applied as they were written, despite the assault happening at The Swamp. What's good for Michael Keane is good enough for Martinez. Slimy Stone a minute or two after kick off was wondering whether the thug would last the game, more from a stamina point of view than transgressing the LotG.

 

[Bettys Bell]

Never felt more like singing the blues .

 

[dadnlad]

Before Semyno one I thought any pulled air it a red! Them not giving a red for that, then they came out with some bullshit that it wasn’t pulled hard enough introduced a grey area when they didn’t need to do it! PGMOL are fucking run by imbeciles!

That's subjective

 

[BerkshireBlue]

Yeah you’re right. But some officials would not haven given that. We saw it with Semenyo against Fulham. But correct recision.

The reason Semenyos hair pull wasn't a red was VAR couldn't get a good enough camera on it. He definitely got his hair pulled but they couldn't be 100% sure. Now whether they chose that shit camera on purpose is the question. The United one was pretty much 4k close up resolution of the pull. He had to walk and did

 

[KentBlue]

Apparently Carrick was shocked at the sending off. He must surely get the job full time with comments like that, but if truth be told he was shocked that the LotG were applied as they were written, despite the assault happening at The Swamp. What's good for Michael Keane is good enough for Martinez. Slimy Stone a minute or two after kick off was wondering whether the thug would last the game, more from a stamina point of view than transgressing the LotG.

T'was ever thus, mate. The LotG only apply when it's in their favour (see the years under the crimson-faced dictator). Carwreck learnt his trade under the bully, and his comments after the sending off show this clearly. It was as clear a sending-off as any you will see: in women's football, it happens more frequently because there is usually more hair to grab hold of, and the women who do it are sent off accordingly. So maybe Carwreck should come out and explain exactly why there is one rule for his team and a different one for everyone else.

 

[city5189]

For a team that only plays once a week they ain't half shit,the gameplan seems to be pass to Bruno so he can kick the ball 40 yards up field in the hope sesko get on the end of it.
Leeds should of been out of sight by half time.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Shearer on the bbc this morning moaning it wasn't enough for a red.....its as 100% as you can get yet the media are all up the rags arses.

Only surprise is they're not using the pull on Sem to justify him staying on, could be something to do with that should have been a nailed on red and they'd hace to admit we got screwed over.

Fucking sickening.

 

[Salford_Blue]

Size of Martinez, he needed ladders to reach for the ponytail.

Had a full shirt to grab at, but reached out for his hair.

 

[citytill1die84]

Still absolutely shite and only playing once a month they can't manage lol

 

[dickie davies]

How was it soft? The rules state any kind of hair pull is classed as violent conduct and as such a red card offence. The players know this.

What Martinez did was absolutely stupid, there was no way especially with VAR he was going to get away with it

He was really unlucky
He's 6ft 10 and Calvert Lewin is 5ft 2, so his hands are on the same level as CL's ponytail

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Have said since they signed him that Martinez is a fucking liability. he does nothing but get injured and get sent off (even allowing for the times he should have been sent off and wasn’t)

And he’s a grade A ****

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Performative watchalongs are reaching their end level.

Simply can’t get my head around anyone actually watching them. Bizarre stuff