United Thread | 2025/26

[Mancini’s Pastilles]

Wait, are Man United BACK? or not? I cant keep up.

 

[jimharri]

Wait, are Man United BACK? or not? I cant keep up.

I bet you a tattoo they're back!

 

[The Mighty Marmoush]

Wait, are Man United BACK? or not? I cant keep up.

They are back official, I believe they got crowned league champions last night

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

This time next year they will have had Ole back at the wheel after Carrick’s head goes having to cope with 4 competitions, failing to qualify from the league phase of the CL and languish in 10th spot at Xmas.

Put money on that.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The desperation to give the Rodent the POTY is cranking up to warp factor 10.
Anything and everything to keep the Rags relevant is frankly vomit inducing.
Brentford were fecking abysmal in the first half last night.
Dippers need to shut the twats up this weekend.

 

[waspish]

The desperation to give the Rodent the POTY is cranking up to warp factor 10.
Anything and everything to keep the Rags relevant is frankly vomit inducing.
Brentford were fecking abysmal in the first half last night.
Dippers need to shut the twats up this weekend.

Well they gave it giggs when he was utter shite that season! It was all to do with it being his last season and his what was it 18/19 years career!

 

[Salford_Blue]

If Thiago had had his boots on the right feet, he'd have had 4 last night

 

[deegee33]

They should give Magliar a new, very lucrative, five-year contract

They should act quickly. Apparently he is on every Greek clubs watch list. 8>)

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Desperately clutching at straws.

Not even true either. They’d need a 24 goal difference swing as well, e.g. they win their 4 remaining games by 3 goals and Arsenal lose their 4 remaining games by 3 goals

 

[VOOMER]

Getting buy because they haven't had to play many games.

 

[dadnlad]

got to laugh how they think they will compete in four competitions ALL season
wonder if the rag media have lottery numbers

 

[Bantamgaz]

Scum
Trophyless scum at that

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

It’s funny how they are now trying to compare Fernandez to De Bruyne that rat face is some how better than him. Good play and all and kudos to him if he breaks the assist record, however Kev did what he did consistently for a decade winning trebles, domestic quadruples, 100 points in a season, four in a row.

What does Fernandez have to show for it? Two domestic cups and probably that nagging question of ‘if I’m that good why did I waste my prime years at the swamp?’

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Still wank - move along..........

 

[Gazza]

It’s funny how they are now trying to compare Fernandez to De Bruyne that rat face is some how better than him. Good play and all and kudos to him if he breaks the assist record, however Kev did what he did consistently for a decade winning trebles, domestic quadruples, 100 points in a season, four in a row.

What does Fernandez have to show for it? Two domestic cups and probably that nagging question of ‘if I’m that good why did I waste my prime years at the swamp?’

Great players turn up against the great teams, something ratface has rarely done, even this season.

 

[TonyBookEnd]

Just watched all Bruno's assists this season. Pretty insipid stuff. 7 set pieces assists
One where he passed a free kick 1 yard sideways for Mount to rifle in made me laugh

De Bruyne had 18 open play assists

 

[Kippax77]

Just watched all Bruno's assists this season. Pretty insipid stuff. 7 set pieces assists
One where he passed a free kick 1 yard sideways for Mount to rifle in made me laugh

De Bruyne had 18 open play assists

Sssshush that isn't allowed to be mentioned by any of the rag infested media.
Especially as an individual award this season (if he gets it) is going to be on a par with actually winning some silverware, according to Stone no doubt

 

[BrianW]

You have to be half-pissed to think Bruno Fernandes is, was or ever could be even near de Bruyne.

It's like arguing that Dave Connor was up there with Pele.

 

[Blueboy73]

Watched the game in a pub full (well about 10) retards in Hereford! Wow what a strange bunch of people! Another flukey win in front of plenty of empty seats - you have to look close due to the seats being squashed in but plenty available!

No doubt none of the 10 Rag windowlickers have never set foot in the swamp amd claimed that they would love to go but can't get a ticket.

 

[Blueboy73]

Not even true either. They’d need a 24 goal difference swing as well, e.g. they win their 4 remaining games by 3 goals and Arsenal lose their 4 remaining games by 3 goals

They haven't factored St Beneathus Day into the equation either.
For any lurking Rag fuckwits, it won't be long now - 13 years and counting for the shit, irrelevant non-entities.