I thought they'd accumulated an assortment of mind-blowing debts since the Glazers takeover (courtesy of a certain foul-mouthed, bullying dictator from north of the border). Have I imagined it? Because somehow or other, they are still spending millions and millions of pounds they simply don't have.
If anybody can give me the number of their accountants, I'd be much obliged. You see, I'd like an Aston Martin Vanquish, 5.2-litre, twin-turbo V12, a 17-bedroomed mansion in the countryside, with 2 or 3 luxury swimming pools and a staff of 100 to keep things running smoothly.