all cats and dogs should be lined up and shot one by one to prevent the smelly horrible bastards shitting and pissing in my garden or it's vascinity.
cat and dog owners who talk to their pets like it's a person need to get a grip on reality and realise that it doesn't understand a word you're saying.
when your dog jumps up at me or my kids or runs at me, i don't need you to say any of the following-
"he's really friendly"
"he won't bite"
"he likes you"
"he wants to play"
"he loves kids"
i don't own a dog because i fucking despise them. i don't want your smelly fucking canine getting it's hairs, fleas or shite on me. please understand that if it jumps at me, i will feel an overwhelming urge to kick the fucker in the jaw.