This is funnier than most of the stuff you put in the Joke thread?U2 and Simply Red are wonderful bands, maybe the best ever.
Is playing Philips tonight to set an example to others ? At least Lewis is match fit.Rico Lewis isnt that good. Pep is using him as an example to others in the team but doesnt actually rate him. There I said it.
Yes,but what about that horse that fell in the hole in the pitch at maine road,shirley that's true ?City’s continual usage of the Moon as a marketing gimmick and it’s use as part of City’s identity is shit and I wish we’d stop with it.
Manchester City Football Club have got the square root of fuck all to do with the Moon. We are the club that represents the city of Manchester, and that is what we should use as our gimmick and identity.
Even the song ‘Blue Moon’ has got nowt to do with the Moon. It’s about loneliness and not having anyone to love (the part we sing stops there) but then not being lonely anymore because you’ve unexpectedly found someone to love (we don’t sing that bit).
City are dogshit
Time to fuck off home if yer got an invitation.Weddings are utterly pointless in modern day society and for women are just a competition on who can put on a do better.
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The first dance song
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All that thousands of £ in money for the majority of couples to either be miserable or divorced 5 years later.
If football is the number one concern in your life then you’re utterly deluded.
Books are better than films or music.
And how many Rag mates, B? Heehee!Blood isn't thicker than water. Family members are snide, money grabbing cunts. I cherish my mates more than certain family members.
Football matches with death tributes piss me off.
Silences and claps on certain minutes are now every single game.
I feel like I’m at a funeral most games.
Is deluded to harsh a word? I could’ve died twice last year and was also very ill back in 2020… but hey… we only drew with Forest!If football is your number one concern, you can argue you’ve got your priorities wrong but it doesn’t make you deluded, if it’s a fact.
I thought the Milly-Rose clap was very touching and would've meant such a lot to the family. I wouldn't want things like that end.Football matches with death tributes piss me off.
Silences and claps on certain minutes are now every single game.
I feel like I’m at a funeral most games.