Unsociable foods

Cunts that mix curries together at a all you can eat. Get two plates or use the rice as the Berlin fucking Wall.
A sizzling stir fry or whatever it's called. The noise is annoying.
The attention seeking cunts who get a barmaid or a waiter to bring out a birthday cake out to their sprogs. Frankie & Bennies is the worst at it, play some awful song, put the light out and sing happy birthday. I'm wanting to enjoy a quiet pint with my pizza. I don't care if Chantelle's just turned 14.
Noodles. The food of gods but the slurping and the mess when it drips down your chin is fucking horrid.

You go to frankie and bennies for a quiet pint and a pizza? What's do you fucking expect?! Try an adults restaurant next time
 
Beans the ones they put in spag bol don't even know what black peas are lol
Black peas are awesome. I think they're just marrowfat peas - not sure if they've been grown that way or if they're just substandard green ones.

Bonfire night, black peas with vinegar, salted boiled potatoes in a bag.
 
Pork scratchings. Tayto factory just round corner from work and when they kick up at about 05-45, the smell is truly horrendous!!
 
There was a gang of twiglets hanging round at the end of the road last night drinking lambribi. Not one of them said hello when I walked past, unsociable bastards...
 

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