"Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

[DelToro]

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

Anyone thinking about taking the missis from behind for a rather robust session in bed, it seems like a plan at the minute.

Whose missus?

 

[2sheikhs]

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

Zabaleta, a foreigner who lives and breathes City getting slagged off to fuck. Maybe kyle walker played for spuds today. They kept a clean sheet against welsh opposition. Lets fuck Zab off and get walker.

 

[andyhinch]

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

Anyone thinking about taking the missis from behind for a rather robust session in bed, it seems like a plan at the minute.

Whose missus?

Mine will do, are you interested? ;)

 

[DelToro]

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

Anyone thinking about taking the missis from behind for a rather robust session in bed, it seems like a plan at the minute.

Whose missus?

Mine will do, are you interested? ;)

As long as you're not watching - I get kind of shy.

And I need some mood music as well - do you have any brass band CD's?

 

[2sheikhs]

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

Mrs 2sheikhs came out with me today to watch the match. It was in a mainly rag pub. When cardiff scored, she cheered. I said, "what the fuck are you doing?"
She said, "we've just scored haven't we?"
I said, "no, they're scum fans"
She said, "oh shit, I feel such a fool."
I said, "you're right to feel like a fool because that's what you are, a fucking fool."

She's also a jinx. I've taken her out to watch the match 5 times now and we've lost the lot.

 

[DelToro]

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

Mrs 2sheikhs came out with me today to watch the match. It was in a mainly rag pub. When cardiff scored, she cheered. I said, "what the fuck are you doing?"
She said, "we've just scored haven't we?"
I said, "no, they're scum fans"
She said, "oh shit, I feel such a fool."
I said, "you're right to feel like a fool because that's what you are, a fucking fool."

She's also a jinx. I've taken her out to watch the match 5 times now and we've lost the lot.

So the list of people to blame is;

Joe Hart
Javi Garcia
Joelon Lescott
Pablo Zabaleta
Mrs 2sheikhs

She'll be fighting for her place in the starting line up next week won't she? A spell on the bench will do her no harm.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

Wouldn't go up there, citizens.

 

[bernabias home shirt]

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

Mrs 2sheikhs came out with me today to watch the match. It was in a mainly rag pub. When cardiff scored, she cheered. I said, "what the fuck are you doing?"
She said, "we've just scored haven't we?"
I said, "no, they're scum fans"
She said, "oh shit, I feel such a fool."
I said, "you're right to feel like a fool because that's what you are, a fucking fool."

She's also a jinx. I've taken her out to watch the match 5 times now and we've lost the lot.

So the list of people to blame is;

Joe Hart
Javi Garcia
Joelon Lescott
Pablo Zabaleta
Mrs 2sheikhs

She'll be fighting for her place in the starting line up next week won't she? A spell on the bench will do her no harm.

You've missed Mancini off that list
Apparently he's still to blame.

 

[RandomJ]

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

Really didn't think I'd be back here this early on in the season. My usual table please.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Re: "Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp

Mrs 2sheikhs came out with me today to watch the match. It was in a mainly rag pub. When cardiff scored, she cheered. I said, "what the fuck are you doing?"
She said, "we've just scored haven't we?"
I said, "no, they're scum fans"
She said, "oh shit, I feel such a fool."
I said, "you're right to feel like a fool because that's what you are, a fucking fool."

She's also a jinx. I've taken her out to watch the match 5 times now and we've lost the lot.

Try this test, 2S - send the wife down the pub, you stay at home and see how we get on!