"Upstairs" — The Bluemoon Refugee Camp (continued)

[bluegirl74]

Fucking cake cake cake... this place has gone to the dogs, what is wrong with bar snacks? Drone was eating soggy biscuits the other week, and Kaz was after soggy nuts.

I'll have a pint of Vodka and a packet of salt and vinegar please bar keep.

It's all Yaya's fault.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

It's all Yaya's fault.

I'm not talking to you, you are hogging the fire.

Another pint of Vodka and some scratchings please bar keep.

 

[whitenoise]

I'm not talking to you, you are hogging the fire.

Another pint of Vodka and some scratchings please bar keep.

Scratchings are soggy, Are you sure?

Can't find my pins. Got a rusty nail though, that'll do.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Scratchings are soggy, Are you sure?

Can't find my pins. Got a rusty nail though, that'll do.

Unless scratchings are from the Black country and are so hard they could crack your teeth, they arent really scratchings.

 

[bluegirl74]

I'm not talking to you, you are hogging the fire.

Another pint of Vodka and some scratchings please bar keep.

I can't believe you didn't turn the heating on when you came in here after Villa lost ;-)

 

[whitenoise]

Unless scratchings are from the Black country and are so hard they could crack your teeth, they arent really scratchings.

I'm sure they were so hard you could crack your teeth on them, when the packet was sealed. Now the packet isn't sealed, and they're not hard. Is nothing safe from Drone?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I can't believe you didn't turn the heating on when you came in here after Villa lost ;-)

No I wont put on the Cold Feet dvd and what do you care about the heating when you have the log fire? Some people are just all take.

Another pint of Vodka and some bacon fries, not the soggy ones that Grim likes either, please bar keep.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I'm sure they were so hard you could crack your teeth on them, when the packet was sealed. Now the packet isn't sealed, and they're not hard. Is nothing safe from Drone?

I've got a special stash of assorted bar snacks that Drone doesnt know about, he prefers soggy biscuits in anycase.

 

[whitenoise]

I've got a special stash of assorted bar snacks that Drone doesnt know about, he prefers soggy biscuits in anycase.

Ah, that'll be the opened box under the bar labelled "non alcoholic drinks" with all the opened plastic packets in it with all the... soggy bar snacks in there.

You know what the problem is don't you. He's having flash backs to the KP nuts cardboard displays they used to have in pubs where you'd have to buy more nuts to see more of the model on the display.

 

[ancoats]

IS THERE HAPPY GAS GOING need a couple of balloons to lift me right now. the world gone mad every fucker moaning about mancity and 4th place and we still in all 3 cup competitions and PEP coming in the summer fuck me if this what happens when glory hit town I may well need a blimp full of happy gas