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daveduke67

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A few months ago I was told this by someone;

My mate, who is a mechanic at Porsche, said that Ronaldo called in when he first signed for utd and asked to go for a test drive in a 911. The manager gave him a brand new 911GT3 to go out in unaccompanied. Ronaldo returned about ten minutes later saying the car had a fault and he'd like another one. So they had to get a second hand one off the forecourt for him. He returned about ten minutes later saying that this one wasn't right either.
The manager found this hard to believe and sent out the head mechanic in the car and who, on his return, reported no problems at all. He asked Ronaldo what gear he noticed the problem occured in and it turns out that the dick thought it was an automatic and had been driving around in first gear!

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That was the second time I'd heard this from the same guy. Both times I have pointed out that had Ronaldo thought it was an automatic he would have tried to put it in gear without dipping the clutch - and I think the grinding noise would have stopped him pretty quickly.

Why are people so gullible?
 
I've heard this one a few times growing up in North Manc.
Heard of Daisy Nook? Well the story goes that in the 70's one night a woman was driving down the steep hill at Daisy Nook, then as she came to the bottom of it she heard a bang. She parks up, gets out and looks to see if she'd hit anything. Nothing. She gets back in the car and pulls away only to see the car behind her flashing her furiously. Before she has time to think about it she's stabbed in the neck and dies. Someone had got in the car after she'd pulled over. Ooooooerrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Used to shit me up that tale as a kid.
 
students saving money ...... making a huge pot porridge oats and trying to live off for a term........first case of scurvy in Liverpool/Manchester/Leeds/where-ever since the 1800's ............
 
There's the one about the woman who goes back to her car and there's an odd looking old lady asks her where she's heading back to. Woman answers and old lady says ' I thought it was you - I've seen your car a few times near there. I live in next street.' She then goes on to tell woman how she's lost her purse and needs to get home for her medication but has no bus pass or money and could she have a lift. The woman agrees but just as she is about to open the passenger door to let the old dear in she notices she has hairy arms and shes her face which had been covered by a headscarf, and realises that it is a man dressed up as an old lady!

She locks the doors and speeds off to the nearest police station. There the police inspect the car and find an axe in the back seat. It turns out that this man is wanted all over the country and she has had a very lucky escape!
 
daveduke67 said:
There's the one about the woman who goes back to her car and there's an odd looking old lady asks her where she's heading back to. Woman answers and old lady says ' I thought it was you - I've seen your car a few times near there. I live in next street.' She then goes on to tell woman how she's lost her purse and needs to get home for her medication but has no bus pass or money and could she have a lift. The woman agrees but just as she is about to open the passenger door to let the old dear in she notices she has hairy arms and shes her face which had been covered by a headscarf, and realises that it is a man dressed up as an old lady!

She locks the doors and speeds off to the nearest police station. There the police inspect the car and find an axe in the back seat. It turns out that this man is wanted all over the country and she has had a very lucky escape!
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Did she claim the axe back from lost property?
 
rushts said:
the one where someone has a mate who woke up with his cock out and his mother had put a brew on the bedside table.
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I've read this on at least two different threds on Bluemoon.
 
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