URGENT APPEAL: Glauber Berti Missing

[Dobsy87]

Dobsy87 seems as clueless as Hughes.

Dobsy87 out!

Just click the links! I spent bloody ages on those!

(weeps)

 

[Brucie Bonus]

To gain help Dodsy you must first rub your balls to the tune of Advance Australia Fair.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

I've done it properly for you, you clueless tart!

It looks like Glauber Berti may join illustrious names such as Matias Vuoso in signing for City and never playing for the club. I can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL that the club have had NO CONTACT with Glauber Berti, his agent or his family for OVER A MONTH and have no idea of his whereabouts. Berti told the last person he spoke with, his Flamenco instructor, that he planned on finding a new career. There have been some documented sightings to back up this story:

Weatherman Berti

Formula One Racing Car Driver Berti

Political Rally Disco Dancer Berti

I understand the FBI, Interpol and MI6 are hot on his heels, I'll update you if there are any more sightings.

HAVE YOU SEEN GLAUBER BERTI?

 

[Dobsy87]

I love you JTU.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

I love you JTU.

Awww shucks.....

 

[Brucie Bonus]

Yeah, but I can't see him in the bottom one (not without me specs). Hang on, this is def a case of...

 

[Brucie Bonus]

*bump*

 

[masterwig]

*bump*

Why?

The other, pretty much identical Berti thread is thriving.

 

[Brucie Bonus]

*bump*

Why?

The other, pretty much identical Berti thread is thriving.

I know Dobsy put a link in the second, but you never know, someone might still miss it.

 

[scall11]

Berti WAS on the bench against PSG the other week.