Usage for steptoe neville...

[blueshine]

Ok,neville(g)is a ****, and he made his money playing football for the rags,but now he's retired I wonder if us blues can come up with some practical uses for the insidiuos twat.
Anything goes,oh and don't forget to use your imagination.
Here one thing he'd be great at...
A gargoyle on some building.

 

[mcfclovin88]

A punchbag.

 

[samharris]

Stunt double for Dot Cotton.

 

[glen quagmire]

A target for our boys on a firing range.

 

[briand]

A crash test dummy.

 

[blueshine]

He should be hauled around all the schools in the UK,just so the kids can learn what a real **** looks like.

 

[another generation]

Track inspector for Network Rail, strapped to the underside of a carriage, directly below the bog.

 

[Tarlos Kevez]

Vivisection

 

[laserblue]

a draught excluder

 

[Viva Rivaldo]

Sky sports football pundit.