mancitymick
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Utd-away tickets for sale or wanted (merged)
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St Helens Blue (Exiled)
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St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:One adult required in City end. Crate of beer in it as well for the seller. Please PM me if available...Cheers blues
Now sorted thanks to Hinchcliffes header..Top man.
daveduke67 said:Can someone help me. I need three tickets for the derby game. I haven't been to many games as I've been looking after my dying grandmother for the last twenty four years. She was diagnosed with terminal psoriasis at the age of 65 and nobody else was prepared to bathe her and cover her from head to toe in E45. It started off quite easy but as she has developed more wrinkles and folds, it's taking longer and longer to get into every nook and cranny. My Mum left us before I was born and Dad struggled to bring up me and my brother Mustapha on his own Even with Abdul the milkman unexplainably giving us free milk, bread and eggs it was a struggle.
My voluntary work at the orphange takes up a lot of time too. That may well be closing down soon through lack of funding. I can't do anymore as I've already sold a kidney and a retina to an Indian businessman and a testicle to the Albert Hall after an accidental breakage to an unspecified jar in the WW2 wing.
I've only been to one game and that was when I was seven and Dad smuggled me through the turnstiles in his rucksack. Sadly Dad was a bit of a boozer and upon seeing the bar at the back of the Kippax, he forgot about me, and went on the lash. Obvioulsy he remembered later on and I was lucky enough to see the players waving to the crowd as they were being booed off after a goaless draw with WBA.
It might sound cheeky asking for three tickets but I need two spare seats for the portable dialysis machinie I now need due to complications after the kidney removal operation in India.
Obvioulsy I'd be happy to pay the going rate - in Rupees though. Just a warning to anyone thinking of selling anything on the black market - make sure you insist payment is made in Pound Sterling and not an unspendable foreign currency. Alternatively you could have some of my free entry to the Albert Hall tickets or as much E45 as you can carry.
One final thing, if I go to the game could you do the midday bath and moisturising that Grandma needs. It's not too bad just make sure you peg her breasts to her ears so they don't keep flopping down whilst your rubbing the E45 into her front. You might find she calls you by my Grandads name, Ernest, when you do her ladybits - occassionally she'll try and stick her tongue in your ear and whisper 'put your fist in Ernie and don't forget to take your watch off this time' but she's pretty frail and it's not too difficult to fend her off.
PM with offers. Thanks.
Now, if you'd have been at York away, I might've been tempted to give you my ticket..... Ah well looks like I'll be going instead.
The Northern Baptist
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bluesimon said:Try the hospitality tickets at 160quid + vat (3 course meal at MCFC then coach to Swamp and back). A bit steep but tout tickets selling for much more already
Don't you have to commit to buying another away corporate package as well though?
squirtyflower
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that's not usually the case for away gamesFanny Fart said:bluesimon said:Try the hospitality tickets at 160quid + vat (3 course meal at MCFC then coach to Swamp and back). A bit steep but tout tickets selling for much more already
Don't you have to commit to buying another away corporate package as well though?
Tattooedcityfan
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Wont have a ticket available anymore, was going to swap my derby tkt for a villarreal away ticket but managed to get a villarreal ticket this morning.