I said that he was, in all probability, a WUM (see my post the other day entitled something like 'I don't want to call anyone a liar BUT....') but the gullibility of some people at this time of year (or should I just say 'yearning for something, anything that can be construed as news') will make me pretty glad to see Feb 3rd come around (I think I'm not the only one).
It'll be like the thing that the hospital pumps into patients who have come in tripping off their tits getting injected. A lovely return to normality.
On a side note, the reason he isn't playing tonight is cos he picked up a hamstring strain in the midweek Copa del Rey match. Nowt to do with a transfer. Nothing at all.*
*Although if it does make Toffee Saddo feel any better, we obviously enquired about him at some point in order to be quoted the 'ridiculous 90m' as referred to by MH today/yesterday.