Viz-stylee Top Tips for Wembley

[Impeccable]

If you have a rosette from our last Wembley visit, simply cover that year with a sticker saying 2011. It'll save you some money and no-one will notice the difference.

 

[give & go]

how do you change my 1985 full members cup final flag

 

[Didsbury Dave]

If you have a ticket in the Manchester United end, simply wear a large penis on your head to ensure you blend in.

 

[Impeccable]

If you give a rag a bloody nose - plead your innocence to Mr Plod by stating it must be ketchup that squirted out of your hot dog as you were taking a bite.

 

[tommyducks]

Full members was 86.

Yours

P.Edant.

 

[Impeccable]

Save money on expensive travel by walking. If you set off tomorrow (based on living in Manchester) and cover 40 miles per day - you'll easily get there in time.

 

[laserblue]

if you're not sure which is the city end listen out for a chorus of "maybe it's because i'm a londoner". then go to the opposite end.

 

[Blue Mist]

Full members was 86.

Yours

P.Edant.

Who says he was watching City ?

Yours Mr Really Pedant.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

If you are unable to obtain a ticket for the game, replicate the Wembley catering experience at home by hanging around for 30 minutes then flushing half your wage down the toilet.

 

[BillyMC]

If you have a ticket for the united end, strap a large dildo to your forehead to blend in.