Viz-stylee Top Tips for Wembley

[gh_mcfc]

If you dont have a ticket simply tag along with a small child who does.
Carry the child on your shoulders and buy a large overcoat to disguise your presense. Should the officials question the size of the child simply produce his passport to confirm identity.

 

[Impeccable]

If you are watching the game from the comfort of your armchair and desperately want that 'at-the-match' atmosphere - turn your TV volume to 'mute' then simply use your free calling allowance to ring a pal who is actually at the match and get them to put their phone in their top pocket without hanging up for the duration of the match - this ensures you get to see high quality action from the comfort of your living room (including replays) whilst enjoying the match atmosphere at the same time.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

If you are watching the game from the comfort of your armchair and desperately want that 'at-the-match' atmosphere - turn your TV volume to 'mute' then simply use your free calling allowance to ring a pal who is actually at the match and get them to put their phone in their top pocket without hanging up for the duration of the match - this ensures you get to see high quality action from the comfort of your living room (including replays) whilst enjoying the match atmosphere at the same time.

You forgot to add that you should tell your mate at the game that you will pay for the call, thus ensuring you're also out of pocket to an extortionate amount for the day just like the real thing!

 

[Impeccable]

If you are watching the game from the comfort of your armchair and desperately want that 'at-the-match' atmosphere - turn your TV volume to 'mute' then simply use your free calling allowance to ring a pal who is actually at the match and get them to put their phone in their top pocket without hanging up for the duration of the match - this ensures you get to see high quality action from the comfort of your living room (including replays) whilst enjoying the match atmosphere at the same time.

You forgot to add that you should tell your mate at the game that you will pay for the call, thus ensuring you're also out of pocket to an extortionate amount for the day just like the real thing!

lol!!

 

[mancitymick]

Dont want to pay Wembley beer prices? Simply have a skin full today/tomorrow then just piss in your pint pot to gain the Wembley Carlsburg experiance thus saving yourself £5 - The world loves someone who recycles