W**kers in pubs with kids.

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

So if you’re in the pub watching the racing or football you have to go to the bookies to put a bet on rather than using an app on your phone? Why the fuck would anyone go there?

To drink beer

 

[talkativesprout]

I've never taken kids onto a pub but I have been in one with Blue Mist and BMR and trust me, they are worse than any kids.

When you say "onto" Is it because Dukinfield has no flat roofed pubs anymore?
I would have thought taking hostages at your age a bit ridiculous especially since they started allowing people to buy a pint after 3pm on Sunday

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

When you say "onto" Is it because Dukinfield has no flat roofed pubs anymore?
I would have thought taking hostages at your age a bit ridiculous especially since they started allowing people to buy a pint after 3pm on Sunday

Thank you for pointing out my error, as for taking these two hostage there would be no point as nobody would pay the ransom for them.

 

[Mon Autre]

Its probably owned by Sam Smith (part of the family who founded John Smiths breweries), he's a right obnoxious ****. Thats the rules in all of his pubs and most of them go to the wall and end up being sold for building land.

Also no swearing lol.

 

[Blue Mist]

When you say "onto" Is it because Dukinfield has no flat roofed pubs anymore?
I would have thought taking hostages at your age a bit ridiculous especially since they started allowing people to buy a pint after 3pm on Sunday

Duckingfilled doesn't have any pubs. It has 18 century ale houses where they change the horses for the coachman.
@Bigg Bigg Blue is taking about that there fancy place with shiny electrickery lights. In other words Manchester. Mr Bigg has been known to stand there for hours turning them on and off in wonderment.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Duckingfilled doesn't have any pubs. It has 18 century ale houses where they change the horses for the coachman.
@Bigg Bigg Blue is taking about that there fancy place with shiny electrickery lights. In other words Manchester. Mr Bigg has been known to stand there for hours turning them on and off in wonderment.

I wish we had 18th century prices but because Dukinfield is so posh we have high prices to keep the riff raff out.

 

[mexico1970]

Duckingfilled doesn't have any pubs. It has 18 century ale houses where they change the horses for the coachman.
@Bigg Bigg Blue is taking about that there fancy place with shiny electrickery lights. In other words Manchester. Mr Bigg has been known to stand there for hours turning them on and off in wonderment.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I don't have a beard :)

 

[talkativesprout]

Duckingfilled doesn't have any pubs. It has 18 century ale houses where they change the horses for the coachman.
@Bigg Bigg Blue is taking about that there fancy place with shiny electrickery lights. In other words Manchester. Mr Bigg has been known to stand there for hours turning them on and off in wonderment.

I'm familiar with Dukeinafield's vast amount of hostelries, I have had many a raucous encounters with Rags In the Friendship Inn (The name was obviously ironic) Overlooked by the many (and decent) drawings of United heroes drawn by a Mister Walter Whittaker. I have partaken in the Horseshit smelling booze provided by the Top Astley and had a Blowey in the garden of the Tame Valley (I got barred for that as the landlady was watching on from the upstairs window when Brian Hill was running it)

It surprises me not about the 18th century ale houses, indeed it is Rag Central on game day as they live so much in the past, indeed the semi circle of "Top Reds" on chairs surround every TV come kick off...Home or away United fans will support their team from the myriad of ale houses still open...where I may add a variety of shoplifted items can be bought at a discount.

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm familiar with Dukeinafield's vast amount of hostelries, I have had many a raucous encounters with Rags In the Friendship Inn (The name was obviously ironic) Overlooked by the many (and decent) drawings of United heroes drawn by a Mister Walter Whittaker. I have partaken in the Horseshit smelling booze provided by the Top Astley and had a Blowey in the garden of the Tame Valley (I got barred for that as the landlady was watching on from the upstairs window when Brian Hill was running it)

It surprises me not about the 18th century ale houses, indeed it is Rag Central on game day as they live so much in the past, indeed the semi circle of "Top Reds" on chairs surround every TV come kick off...Home or away United fans will support their team from the myriad of ale houses still open...where I may add a variety of shoplifted items can be bought at a discount.

Basically it's like where Oliver Twist lived, is that what you're saying ? Full of backwards inbred thieving shite.

Oh and you calling bigg bigg wotsit a rag ?


Just askin'

 

[talkativesprout]

Basically it's like where Oliver Twist lived, is that what you're saying ? Full of backwards inbred thieving shite.

Oh and you calling bigg bigg wotsit a rag ?


Just askin'

Not sure they have Bowls yet but they have rudimentary cutlery so Oliver twist may be a little advanced.

I think Big Big Wotsit starts off in Upmarket Ashton Upon Kensington on game day, I think Harrod's Tree Farm is his chosen drinking den

 

[bennyboy]

Mobile phones on public transport and pubs should have a speaker ban so you do not have to listen to a conversation.
Amazing how this trend has become popular.
Annoying as fuck.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I wish we had 18th century prices but because Dukinfield is so posh we have high prices to keep the riff raff out.

Hydonians or Bridgers?

 

[stonerblue]

Sat in empty beer garden chilling and two twats arguing sit right next to me. Then the fucking kids come out screaming. FFS..

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Sat in empty beer garden chilling and two twats arguing sit right next to me. Then the fucking kids come out screaming. FFS..

First bit of sun and they're all over the place like a plague

 

[BlueMoonday]

2 over weight parents were too busy chatting and drinking whilst their offspring ran riot making an absolute racket. The kid was also throwing his toys about.

Shut your fucking kid up. If you miss out on boozing then you shouldnt have had kids.

 

[hilts]

2 over weight parents were too busy chatting and drinking whilst their offspring ran riot making an absolute racket. The kid was also throwing his toys about.

Shut your fucking kid up. If you miss out on boozing then you shouldnt have had kids.

They probably drink because their kid is a little bastard:-)

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

2 over weight parents were too busy chatting and drinking whilst their offspring ran riot making an absolute racket. The kid was also throwing his toys about.

Shut your fucking kid up. If you miss out on boozing then you shouldnt have had kids.

Society in a nutshell.

Oiks breeding oiks breeding oiks.

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

It’s all about the parents. We go to eat with young grandkids and they are well-behaved. It helps relieve the boredom whilst waiting for the food to arrive to give them colouring pencils and a pad, but I recognise so many idiot parents wouldn’t comprehend the need to keep their kids entertained.

 

[Blue Mist]

It’s all about the parents. We go to eat with young grandkids and they are well-behaved. It helps relieve the boredom whilst waiting for the food to arrive to give them colouring pencils and a pad, but I recognise so many idiot parents wouldn’t comprehend the need to keep their kids entertained.

Colouring pencils are soooooo 1970's granddad, mobile phones work for my brats.
Stick Paw Patrol on and I'm good for 5 pints. After that I don't care what they watch, shit on youtube usually, just as long as they leave me and Mrs Mist alone.