Wag wars: Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy

The Rooney woman isn't bad looking really, the Vardy woman however will melt in weather like this, she's not at all attractive.
 
Case starts today in THE HIGH COURT!!!

The Daily Minge will be full of pouting pictures tomorrow, maybe a few snaps of Vardy smoking a few fags and on her phone, the Rooney woman with be "Stepping out" in an ensemble of her latest designs looking chic and aloof.

But we'll know who said what about whoever had the fattest arse and who has had the most filler, both husbands will be unavailable for comment because Mr Rooney in doing charity work in old folks homes turning blue rinsers beds down and giving them cocoa, and Mr Vardy just can't be fucking arsed.
 
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The Daily Minge will be full of pouting pictures tomorrow, maybe a few snaps of Vardy smoking a few fags and on her phone, the Rooney woman with be "Stepping out" in an ensemble of her latest designs looking chic and aloof.

But we'll know who said what about whoever had the fattest arse and who has had the most filler, both husbands will be unavailable for comment because Mr Rooney in doing charity work in old folks homes turning blue rinsers beds down and giving them cocoa, and Mr Vardy just can't be fucking arsed.
Vardy spends mornings perfecting his dives and afternoons filming new episodes of Steptoe.
 

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