Wash Vs. Wipe

[scall11]

Unless you've exploded poo all over the toilet and yourself, I don't see the problem in using normal paper to scoop your poop?

I've heard of people starting to use wet wipes and all sorts these days to make sure they get every last bit of poo from their ring. I mean, come on.

If you need to hose yourself down or use wet wipes to clean up after yourself then clearly, you're doing something wrong.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

I agree that wet is better than dry. I miss the spray thingies they had in Thailand. Must get one fitted in the bathroom.

It's WAY different using the spray game in a country where the average temperature is over 30 degrees, to one where it usually around 10 degrees.

Trust me on that ;o)

You know when I think about it, I used to end up spraying my feet and lower legs to cool down, knowing it would dry off in about 10 minutes, so when I went back for a piss/wank clean-up, it would be dry.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

With regards to using paper, we all have a look at how much brown is on the folded tissue don't we? To determine if we need another wipe or not...

I just keep going till there is no brown left, good enough for me. I wash my hands and I don't touch anyone with my anus.

 

[Why Always Ste]

If you need to hose yourself down or use wet wipes to clean up after yourself then clearly, you're doing something wrong.

Hmm, I personally don't feel the need to use this it's just I get a better clean feeling after this rather than using paper.
So, although I can use paper I much prefer to wash

 

[oakiecokie]

Unless you've exploded poo all over the toilet and yourself, I don't see the problem in using normal paper to scoop your poop?

I've heard of people starting to use wet wipes and all sorts these days to make sure they get every last bit of poo from their ring. I mean, come on.

If you need to hose yourself down or use wet wipes to clean up after yourself then clearly, you're doing something wrong.

You want to try drinking 10 pints of Guinness and going to the loo the next morning.Its like fucking tar,I kid you not !!

 

[tangaroa]

After getting used to the bum-gun, I'd never go back to paper. You might as well smear shit all around your ringpiece.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I think it was quiet riot who said on the bidet thread. If you get shit on your fingers would you just wipe it off? Have to agree. And heres a nice thought, your ringpiece and the surrounding area of skin is brown because of osmosis over the years, in English that means you e rubbed shit deep into your skin

Nice.

We're dirty cunts for not having bidets as standard in this country.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

I think it was quiet riot who said on the bidet thread. If you get shit on your fingers would you just wipe it off? Have to agree. And heres a nice thought, your ringpiece and the surrounding area of skin is brown because of osmosis over the years, in English that means you e rubbed shit deep into your skin

Nice.

We're dirty cunts for not having bidets as standard in this country.

At least we don't use our hands to wipe our arses. Imagine if humans did that?

:-)

 

[dazdon]

A little bit off topic but one of my pet hates.

I always wipe the front of a public lav just at the part where your dick touches the porcelain when you sit down.

The thought of my wang touching exactly the same spot as the previous occupants diddler is gaggable.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I think it was quiet riot who said on the bidet thread. If you get shit on your fingers would you just wipe it off? Have to agree. And heres a nice thought, your ringpiece and the surrounding area of skin is brown because of osmosis over the years, in English that means you e rubbed shit deep into your skin

Nice.

We're dirty cunts for not having bidets as standard in this country.

At least we don't use our hands to wipe our arses. Imagine if humans did that?

:-)

w w what? Who are these barbaric primitives? Is it the Welsh? Nothing would surprise me