Wayne Bridge Joke

[Anonymous]

absolutely fucking shite.

 

[thecitymassive]

Maybe, hes letting bridge finish his cider before......nope fuck knows.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Suspecting it may be a code, I put it through Google Translate - from English to French to German to Japanese to English. It now makes perfect sense:

John Terry, Wayne Bridge pub. Bartender, "Wow opinion! John Terry, Wayne Bridge."
"That's right," Terry said, "happiness as your friend," he said
Drinking "something that" questions of the host
"I please," he must be careful of the bridge in a pint of cider
"But for me, orange juice, thank you", "8 tonight, my clock," Terry says the match against Hull in
"I know," said a bartender, "In fact, our TV 'and want to play on show
"It is too full Sky, City regrets bad back
"But the Crystal Palace V wolf 'ITV4, Terry oblivion
"Do not publishing this," said the bartender suddenly
"Why?" He is with deep questions Bridge 'or a fan of the mill?
"That is, you are in England now. This is Hong Kong!"
"Oh crumb," said Terry. "I travel in some inexplicable reason, Wayne Bridge and his former teammate and friend to Asia - is, many of them now and I said I'm in the middle of tabloid scandal. Well, I do eight KC Stadium on earth comes from the title, Google search is all you help?
"I said," the bartender said, "Actually, I do not really speak English, I do not know 唔识 讲广 东话 你识?
Quick Wayne "Terry" Let's make a dash for the nearest taxi stand, "I thought
' "Said John Bridge hold state:" I'm still hurt the memory. It's not like a disease "
'I'm sorry Wayne. Please fill in your cider.
"Wayne and I'm sorry. Stops your cider."

 

[fulhamroad22]

hahahaha

he's rushing back to play hull in the league and they aint even in the premier league anymore

It wasn't, because this is an old joke. I know because my Palace supporting mate dragged me along to an FA Cup 4th round replay against Wolves (which was on ITV 4), and I was constantly checking my phone for updates for the Hull vs. Chelsea match. It was just after the whole Terry/Bridge stuff came out. Palace won 4-1 and Chelsea drew 1-1 with Hull.

It's basically a terrible joke.

 

[Anonymous]

who says germans don't have a sense of humour?

 

[mccity]

I was shown this a few months ago and I thought it was brilliant then.
Although now, it's even better!

 

[oakiecokie]

Suspecting it may be a code, I put it through Google Translate - from English to French to German to Japanese to English. It now makes perfect sense:

John Terry, Wayne Bridge pub. Bartender, "Wow opinion! John Terry, Wayne Bridge."
"That's right," Terry said, "happiness as your friend," he said
Drinking "something that" questions of the host
"I please," he must be careful of the bridge in a pint of cider
"But for me, orange juice, thank you", "8 tonight, my clock," Terry says the match against Hull in
"I know," said a bartender, "In fact, our TV 'and want to play on show
"It is too full Sky, City regrets bad back
"But the Crystal Palace V wolf 'ITV4, Terry oblivion
"Do not publishing this," said the bartender suddenly
"Why?" He is with deep questions Bridge 'or a fan of the mill?
"That is, you are in England now. This is Hong Kong!"
"Oh crumb," said Terry. "I travel in some inexplicable reason, Wayne Bridge and his former teammate and friend to Asia - is, many of them now and I said I'm in the middle of tabloid scandal. Well, I do eight KC Stadium on earth comes from the title, Google search is all you help?
"I said," the bartender said, "Actually, I do not really speak English, I do not know 唔识 讲广 东话 你识?Quick Wayne "Terry" Let's make a dash for the nearest taxi stand, "I thought
' "Said John Bridge hold state:" I'm still hurt the memory. It's not like a disease "
'I'm sorry Wayne. Please fill in your cider.
"Wayne and I'm sorry. Stops your cider."

Now you`re being silly !!
Every fucker knows that Chinese,not Japanese !! For fucks sake ,get the joke right !!!!

 

[Pringletelli]

I don't have a clue what is going on.

 

[blu4life]

Suspecting it may be a code, I put it through Google Translate - from English to French to German to Japanese to English. It now makes perfect sense:

John Terry, Wayne Bridge pub. Bartender, "Wow opinion! John Terry, Wayne Bridge."
"That's right," Terry said, "happiness as your friend," he said
Drinking "something that" questions of the host
"I please," he must be careful of the bridge in a pint of cider
"But for me, orange juice, thank you", "8 tonight, my clock," Terry says the match against Hull in
"I know," said a bartender, "In fact, our TV 'and want to play on show
"It is too full Sky, City regrets bad back
"But the Crystal Palace V wolf 'ITV4, Terry oblivion
"Do not publishing this," said the bartender suddenly
"Why?" He is with deep questions Bridge 'or a fan of the mill?
"That is, you are in England now. This is Hong Kong!"
"Oh crumb," said Terry. "I travel in some inexplicable reason, Wayne Bridge and his former teammate and friend to Asia - is, many of them now and I said I'm in the middle of tabloid scandal. Well, I do eight KC Stadium on earth comes from the title, Google search is all you help?
"I said," the bartender said, "Actually, I do not really speak English, I do not know 唔识 讲广 东话 你识?
Quick Wayne "Terry" Let's make a dash for the nearest taxi stand, "I thought
' "Said John Bridge hold state:" I'm still hurt the memory. It's not like a disease "
'I'm sorry Wayne. Please fill in your cider.
"Wayne and I'm sorry. Stops your cider."

Thats funnier than the OP! (not hard though I suppose)

 

[bluethai]

I heard a pin drop.