Wayne Bridge - Wiki Wind Ups [Merged]

Ntini77 said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Bridge

'On January 1st Chelsea and Manchester City began talks about bringing the England international to the City of Manchester stadium, although any move is dependant on the inclusion of City striker Darius Vassel as part of the deal. Luiz Felipe Scolari is known to be an admirer of the Manchester City forward and sees him as the answer to Chelsea's current goal scoring crisis.'

LOL

EXCELLENT !!!!
 
Kinkys Blue Socks said:
I really think an executive decision should be made that all final signatures need to be obtained at the nearest McDonalds.

It just makes good sense. Grab a burger, have a nice Latte and get things wrapped up...

 
bluereddish said:
Ntini77 said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Bridge

'On January 1st Chelsea and Manchester City began talks about bringing the England international to the City of Manchester stadium, although any move is dependant on the inclusion of City striker Darius Vassel as part of the deal. Luiz Felipe Scolari is known to be an admirer of the Manchester City forward and sees him as the answer to Chelsea's current goal scoring crisis.'

LOL

You have got to be shitting me, Vassel the answer to scoring drought? Is Scolari fucking insane! He cant score for shit for us what makes him think it will be any different there?
 
BlueSinceBirth said:
Kinkys Blue Socks said:
I really think an executive decision should be made that all final signatures need to be obtained at the nearest McDonalds.

It just makes good sense. Grab a burger, have a nice Latte and get things wrapped up...


PMSL that's a belter!!

"Ok sir so thats one McKaka meal with a still Eto'o. Would you like to go Messi on that for an extra £40M?"
 
BoundedCascade said:
bluereddish said:
Ntini77 said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Bridge

'On January 1st Chelsea and Manchester City began talks about bringing the England international to the City of Manchester stadium, although any move is dependant on the inclusion of City striker Darius Vassel as part of the deal. Luiz Felipe Scolari is known to be an admirer of the Manchester City forward and sees him as the answer to Chelsea's current goal scoring crisis.'

LOL

You have got to be shitting me, Vassel the answer to scoring drought? Is Scolari fucking insane! He cant score for shit for us what makes him think it will be any different there?

The Title of the thread says what? WIND UPS

 
BoundedCascade said:
bluereddish said:
Ntini77 said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Bridge

'On January 1st Chelsea and Manchester City began talks about bringing the England international to the City of Manchester stadium, although any move is dependant on the inclusion of City striker Darius Vassel as part of the deal. Luiz Felipe Scolari is known to be an admirer of the Manchester City forward and sees him as the answer to Chelsea's current goal scoring crisis.'

LOL

You have got to be shitting me, Vassel the answer to scoring drought? Is Scolari fucking insane! He cant score for shit for us what makes him think it will be any different there?
joke (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal
a. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
b. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.
v. joked, jok·ing, jokes
v.intr.
1. To tell or play jokes; jest.
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v.tr.
To make fun of; tease.
 
svennis pennis said:
Have they cleaned it up again?

Nowt funny on there anymore.

Yeah, but in a few hours, im sure it will Read NAME: LESLIE, NUMBER 679863, CLUB, THEIRRY HENRY AND THE DEAL WAS STRUCK IN MCDONALDS

 

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