Wayne Rooney - new manager at DC United (P55)

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Why's this shit coming out, now?
Has the granny mitherer got a book to plug?

What kind is it? Colouring or dot-to-dot?

Haha I was going to say, I doubt he can read let alone write.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The big question here is:

Is Rayne Wooney a fat-granny shagger, or a fat granny-shagger?

 

[Indaparkside]

The big question here is:

Is Rayne Wooney a fat-granny shagger, or a fat granny-shagger?

She's just found out he's cheating on her

 

[Gray]

Who in their right mind would want to watch a documentary on that gormless Scouse twat?

 

[Indaparkside]

Who in their right mind would want to watch a documentary on that gormless Scouse twat?

Himself

 

[FantasyIreland]

Definitely being lined up as the next ringmaster.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Himself

Hes fucked if it has subtitles

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Why's this shit coming out, now?
Has the granny mitherer got a book to plug?

What kind is it? Colouring or dot-to-dot?

Honestly...the cynicism of Blue moon really is unbearable sometimes. Just because some washed up adulterous has been touts himself on general TV doesn't mean he has a book, cd, play, pantomime appearance, cook book, TV series, Aldi opening, delete as appropriate, coming soon.

 

[better dead than red]

The big question here is:

Is Rayne Wooney a fat-granny shagger, or a fat granny-shagger?

Does he fuck fat grannies or is he fat and fucks grannies?

Good question. I'll go with choice number two.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Does he fuck fat grannies or is he fat and fucks grannies?

Good question. I'll go with choice number two.

Why can't he be both?

Fat on fat.