Wayne Rooney

[malg]

At least he keeps trying. Easiest thing for him to do is sit behind a TV screen and talk shite. He'll get it right somewhere

 

[RobinHood]

At least he keeps trying. Easiest thing for him to do is sit behind a TV screen and talk shite. He'll get it right somewhere

I sense a weak spot for the granny shagger but appreciate the dig nonetheless!!

 

[BrianW]

He's a multi-millionaire who needs never lift a finger again.
I'm sure there's plenty of old women who are more than willing to shag him.
He's no need to keep making an arse of himself by posing as a football manager. Chances are OT will pay him a few thou. a week to be an 'ambassador', walking around their premium lounges shaking hands.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

He's a multi-millionaire who needs never lift a finger again.
I'm sure there's plenty of old women who are more than willing to shag him.
He's no need to keep making an arse of himself by posing as a football manager. Chances are OT will pay him a few thou. a week to be an 'ambassador', walking around their premium lounges shaking hands.

And eating pork pies for free (or do I mean out of date chicken legs?)

 

[1961_vintage]

Maybe he needs to ply his trade in the lower leagues in France or Spain

NANtes or GRANada

He loves the locals so he's heading just down the coast to take over at Bideford.

 

[yankblue]

Isn't the unemployed part implied?

 

[Bluewonder]

Christ, if we make a habit of starting threads for unemployed scousers we'll need another server.

 

[CPPSC]

He's a multi-millionaire who needs never lift a finger again.
I'm sure there's plenty of old women who are more than willing to shag him.
He's no need to keep making an arse of himself by posing as a football manager. Chances are OT will pay him a few thou. a week to be an 'ambassador', walking around their premium lounges shaking hands.

Hope he washes em

 

[jimharri]

Maybe he'll be out on the rob when the festive season ends on monday night?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Christ, if we make a habit of starting threads for unemployed scousers we'll need another server.

Echo headline
City fans forum accused of producing “poverty mocking threads”

 

[Bluewonder]

Echo headline
City fans forum accused of producing “poverty mocking threads”

Great, I'm available for comments as required.

 

[lonestay]

So when do Sky announce he is a "special guest" on super Sunday ?

 

[Koniec]

Christ, if we make a habit of starting threads for unemployed scousers we'll need another server.

To be fair you can’t work if you are in jail.

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Apparently Plymouth’s chairman mistook “Men La Pausa” for a list of transfer targets

 

[HelloCity]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

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I can visualise Pep picking up the phone right now…….

 

[Vienna_70]

I can visualise Pep picking up the phone right now…….

To tell the Evening News to fuck off?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

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hahahahahahaha imagine

You know what I'm 100% up for it, it'll be absolutely fucking hilarious.

Would probably put his back out and need an athsma inhaler just getting up the steps put the cones out the fat pisshead prick.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

So when do Sky announce he is a "special guest" on super Sunday ?

At the same time they announce he has now overtaken fatty shaw in weight gain.

Breaking news ..." sky sports understands..."

This is Manchester utd we 're talking about.

 

[jma]

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What’s that headline all about?