Wayne Rooney

Typical fat pissheads action.

I remember being at Norwich watching City and there were loads of London lads in the hotel bar we went in for drinks near the ground.

Turns out they were spurs lads who had the same problem with 'an evening with Gazza' that he'd cancelled that day.
Serves them right. I'd sooner go to an evening with Bashir Al Assad at the Kremlin.
 
They haven't actually been cut adrift at the bottom of the table yet...

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But their form is poor. Won 1, and drawn 3 out of the previous nine games since the beginning of november*. And I doubt they'll salvage anything today. He must be dreading the call to go up to the chairman's office at their next training session.


*Just checked our form in the last nine PL games; it's worse than Plymouth's!

#Pepout
 
Has any ex GPC player ever been a successful manager outside ragdom?
Depends what's deemed successful and how deep you go for a baconface link.

That guy at Ipswich was a raggy kids manager, never played for them but did get Ipswich promoted twice on the bounce.

I realise that this isn't quite a true fit answer but, the rags have had a youth team player in every team since 1958 so I've licence to bullshit a bit ;)
 
I've just watched the highlights - Mickey Rooney could do a better job than that fat, slobbering, incoherent Scouse lamebrain.
He's turned Plymouth into a shambling wreck of a club: totally disorganised on the pitch, no idea what formation they are playing, no one taking responsibility or willing to put a shift in.
It takes something to turn a not-very-good Championship team into a makeshift pub side as quick as Tudor Henry appears to have done.

It was like watching Pat Coombs take on Evander Hollyfield in a pub brawl.
 
Has any ex GPC player ever been a successful manager outside ragdom?
Don't think Michael Carrick has done to bad a job at Middlesbrough.
I think he also had a decent little run when he was interim manager at the scum for a few games in-between two of their numerous abject failures.
Although I don't like anything to do with that lot (apart from their current form) Carrick along with Mata weren't gobby little shites like the rest of them.
 
The only thing I think keeping him a job are new investors coming in who want a high profile name , which has been against the previous owners success of employing decent championship managers .
Worryingly with Mike I’m a **** phelan coming in to join him , if they sack granny shagger then he may be next in line
 
I've just watched the highlights - Mickey Rooney could do a better job than that fat, slobbering, incoherent Scouse lamebrain.
He's turned Plymouth into a shambling wreck of a club: totally disorganised on the pitch, no idea what formation they are playing, no one taking responsibility or willing to put a shift in.
It takes something to turn a not-very-good Championship team into a makeshift pub side as quick as Tudor Henry appears to have done.

It was like watching Pat Coombs take on Evander Hollyfield in a pub brawl.
Rooney has built a team in his own current image….a shambling wreck.
 
Has any ex GPC player ever been a successful manager outside ragdom?
I suppose it's how you view "successful", but Mark Robins has made a decent fist of it albeit non-PL

Took Coventry City from League 2 to the verge of the Premier League and an FA Cup Semi Final (where a VAR bootlace stopped them getting to the final)

He also would have got Rotherham into the League 2 playoffs but they started that season with a 17 point deduction.
 
It is proven that I talk shite! I said on the day of his appointment that the fat scouse **** wouldn't last until Christmas. Still think he will soon land a job to plop his well upholstered backside on a Sly Sports studio seat, early new year.
 

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