Ways of making money on the side

[Barcon]

I know a hooker that went in for a hysterectomy but ended up with an appendectomy. Now she makes money on the side.

 

[york away to this!]

I have had 40,000 "best ever side ever in the prem, laa. Wiiirld championz" t-shirts printed. They shall all be sold out by the end of dry Jan. Or stolen. Probably stolen...

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Put an advert in the local newpaper saying "get rich quick - send £5 and a SAE for details".
With each SAE you get, you put a note inside saying
"Put an advert in the local newpaper saying "get rich quick - send £5 and a SAE for details".

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Astra Xeneca always want volunteers for drug trials.
Pays well if you survive.

 

[sir baconface]

Sorry, I have the exclusive rights. My white turd line is very profitable, due to rarity value.

So that’s where they all went?

 

[TCIB]

I’m always trying to think of ways to make a bit of money. I’ve tried buying and selling vintage clothes, design work, weekend jobs etc, nothing ever really works for me. I’d sell my body if I wasn’t ugly!

people in England have money to spend, I just need to find something to make them part with it.

has anyone come up any simple (and legal) ways to get money out of people? Let’s hear them!

Bloke who washes my windows has a top end beemer so if there is a gap in your area for a window cleaner that could be something to look at.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Put an advert in the local newpaper saying "get rich quick - send £5 and a SAE for details".
With each SAE you get, you put a note inside saying
"Put an advert in the local newpaper saying "get rich quick - send £5 and a SAE for details".

Wasn't there a scam a few years back where people were buying specialist magazines out of a newspaper and the company (which had no intention of supplying the goods) then wrote back saying "Sorry, we can't provide the product, here's a cheque for the amount you paid" but it was a company cheque in the name Anal Sex Toys Ltd so a lot of people didn't cash it.

 

[liamctid]

I’m always trying to think of ways to make a bit of money. I’ve tried buying and selling vintage clothes, design work, weekend jobs etc, nothing ever really works for me. I’d sell my body if I wasn’t ugly!

people in England have money to spend, I just need to find something to make them part with it.

has anyone come up any simple (and legal) ways to get money out of people? Let’s hear them!

Any suggestions welcome for me too. It's always the first few days of the month after I've been paid where I'm looking at how much I've got for the rest of the month and I think I could probably do with an extra few hundred quid a month. Or I could pack in drinking and going to football matches every weekend, but where's the fun in that?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Bloke who washes my windows has a top end beemer so if there is a gap in your area for a window cleaner that could be something to look at.

so that’s him, Google and Amazon then...

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Bloke who washes my windows has a top end beemer so if there is a gap in your area for a window cleaner that could be something to look at.

I think the fun police have legislated the joy out of window cleaning. The days of just having a ladder, bucket, a few rags (not that sort) and making a bit of cash in hand seem to have gone. Now it's all cunts with those long poles, special water, and monthly direct debits.