We are all going to die.

If i know when im going to die im going to make sure my family find me wearing stockings, a pig mask with a copy of the racing post up my arse
 
mackenzie said:
mackenzie said:
So what are you referring to. The passing or the piss up after?

Cos if it's the after bit I can go on for years! ;-)

no second chances. your dead.

you can be embalmed in an alcohol of your choice though.
 
CTID1988 said:
If i know when im going to die im going to make sure my family find me wearing stockings, a pig mask with a copy of the racing post up my arse
you fukn disgusting bastard..........................................................................................em,make sure they're black stockings,a gimp mask,and a strap -on mate.
 
this is a serious thread though.

you have dreams in your life, maybe that you cannot achieve whilst your alive (losers)

stick it to the man, and stink the place out at the same time. result
 
aphex said:
mackenzie said:
Cos if it's the after bit I can go on for years! ;-)

no second chances. your dead.

you can be embalmed in an alcohol of your choice though.

Yuk, no thanks.

Still not sure whether you mean the manner of passing or the after bit.

If it's the after bit I want four black horses (with plumes obviously) pulling my coffin that is placed in a glass windowed hearse/carriage. I want it to visit every place in Manchester etc that was important to me in my lifetime (we'll leave the pubs out though because eventually I'd be getting a bit smelly) and to have a Catholic ceremony at a lovely Church. Despite my misgivings about the Church I was born into you have to say they do a bloody fine send off. ;-)
 

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