We had a row about the remote

[cupidstunt]

We had a row about the remote. She's fucked off to bed and told me it's the spare room or the sofa. I'm out of beer - Do I open the bottle of champagne we are saving for an occasion (yeah right) and watch something on telly while I get pissed or go to bed.

Help me.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

We had a row about the remote. She's fucked off to bed and told me it's the spare room or the sofa. I'm out of beer - Do I open the bottle of champagne we are saving for an occasion (yeah right) and watch something on telly while I get pissed or go to bed.

Help me.

Go kiss her feet and say sorry.

 

[Rascal]

We had a row about the remote. She's fucked off to bed and told me it's the spare room or the sofa. I'm out of beer - Do I open the bottle of champagne we are saving for an occasion (yeah right) and watch something on telly while I get pissed or go to bed.

Help me.

Drink the Champagne and piss the bed

Problem solved

 

[stony]

We had a row about the remote. She's fucked off to bed and told me it's the spare room or the sofa. I'm out of beer - Do I open the bottle of champagne we are saving for an occasion (yeah right) and watch something on telly while I get pissed or go to bed.

Help me.

Just get in bed with her. If she doesn't want to share a bed then let her fuck off to the sofa. Its her that fucked off in a strop, not you. Why should you suffer ?

 

[mcmanus]

Is she fit and/or dirty?

On a scale to 10. Pics welcome.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Drink then go and smash her back doors in.

 

[Ammy]

Drink the champagne. Sleep peacefully in the spare room. Buy another TV tomorrow.

 

[DelToro]

Ask her if she's shagged anybody famous.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Drink then go and smash her back doors in.

With the remote.

 

[stony]

Ask her if she's shagged anybody famous.

and what she's listening to/eating/drinking and if its a barm or muffin.