We had a row about the remote

[cupidstunt]

I'm in the spare room sans champagne. But the night is still young and you lot have cheered me up. Thankyou.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I'm in the spare room sans champagne with a box of tissues and some adult material. But the night is still young and you lot have cheered me up. Thankyou.

Edited for accuracy

 

[xgorton]

We had a row about the remote. She's fucked off to bed and told me it's the spare room or the sofa. I'm out of beer - Do I open the bottle of champagne we are saving for an occasion (yeah right) and watch something on telly while I get pissed or go to bed.

Help me.

Not remotely interested.

 

[mcmanus]

Who owns the house?
Who bought the telly?
Who bought the couch?
Does she suck well?
Have you got kids?

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8a40OZtH0M[/video]

22mins 55secs....

 

[dronefromsector7g]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8a40OZtH0M[/video]

22mins 55secs....

Stony and GDM?

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

In the spare room eh? That must be taxing for you ;-)

 

[Yaya_Tony]

Drink the champagne. Sleep peacefully in the spare room. Buy another TV tomorrow.

Best. Advice. Ever.

 

[goon]

So she's refusing to sleep with you over a row over the remote? I think there are bigger underlying issues here mate.

Are you sure you're keeping her well serviced? A good regular seeing to will keep your woman compliant.