Joe Hayes said:There's a rag postman in Marple who goes apeshit every year with all the season cards he has to deliver. With a bit of luck this year he'll jump off the viaduct !!!
The perfect fumble said:Bert Trautmann's Parachute said:I'm hoping he'll keel over at a Derby, preferably when they're 4 or 5 down. It's what he deserves.tolmie's hairdoo said:And when United actually get around to winning something again, it will be 'City back in their place, Ferguson sees off City, just as he did with Chelsea!'
Revisionist history experts.
Every United youngster is a worldy, every defeat has a legitimate excuse, and everyone outside of a few, fucking lap it up as gospel.
I simply pose this question, what narrative will they paint when he either drops dead on the bench or his armchair, and all because his ego won't allow him to trust anyone to spend the next 20 years keeping us at bay.
When he pops his clogs, he will be their Munich for the new age.
We're City, let's be more gracious than the Rags, and a bit more imaginative. I want Taggert to live forever and never win his 20th title. I want him to see his successors fail, his fan base dwindle, I want him to see everything he's built at Utd crumble, I want him to live a long, healthy and miserable life.
tolmie's hairdoo said:Didsbury Dave said:There can't be many United fans, apart from the daftest of kids, who don't realise that City have knocked them off their perch for the foreseeable future. Our team is better than theirs and we are richer than God. It isn't complicated maths. Until they free themselves from debt they can't compete.
You can see it in Fergie's eyes every time we outplay them. He was crazy not to retire 12 months ago. We are sullying his legacy.
Your last point, he fucking knows it, and it kills him inside.
The only sad thing is the cnut won't live long enough to see City become the biggest club in this country over the next two decades.
guvnors son mcfc said:Whilst being a passenger to Barrow yesterday with a work mate ( a Liverpool fan ) he gets a call on his hands free from a dealer ( a United fan ) at first I just listen to their Liverpool / United banter whilst staying silent, then decide to have some fun and start to write things down for my mate to "Rag bait" with.
My Mate :" so what about City next year ?"
Rag :" I'm pretty upbeat, we've just signed that kid from Crewe and that Chinese lad"
MM : Have you heard that on the radio today ?
Rag : No what's that ?
MM : City close to signing Bale and RVP
Rag : Silence
MM : Hello, you still there ??
Rag : sorry mate yeh, is that right ?
MM : Yeh, apparently that's why Harry left cos the deal was done with Adebayor and 30 million
Rag : Fucking bastards, I hate City, even more than you lot now.
The despair in his voice was the best feeling since the Aguero goal.
Rag : They've got no history anyway, just another Chelsea, they will come and go, not like us two, eh mate.
MM : I don't know you know, those Arabs are here to stay, I've resigned myself to the fact that City will be the team for the next 20 years mate.
Rag. : Silence ... Then ... Do you know what mate, you might be right, god I hate them.
PRICELESS, I wish I would of recorded it
This is how it feels to be City
kippax_blueboy said:I have refused to talk to rags for over 20 years.
I just don't know any anymore. I don't live where I grew up either.
Rags fans who are my kids dads I just don't talk to.
Why bother with the cnuts.