We need a De Jong song, THREAD! (Merged)

Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

vonksbignose said:
In the old style of football chants, this one is long & has lots of verses. Don't let that put you off though - we used to manage it back in the day!

To the tune of "My old man's a Dustman":

John Terry stayed at Chelsea,
and Kaka went to Spain,
so City bought a Dutchman,
and Nigel was his name!

He's braver than a lion,
He's stronger than a bull,
and if your Gary Neville,
he'll break your fuckin skull!

He's never ducked a tackle,
He's never lost a fight,
and if you're Darren Fletcher,
he thinks you're fuckin shite!

He's angrier than Rooney,
He laughs at John O'shea,
cos when he came to City,
we told him you were gay!

He is our midfield general,
He is a little thug,
and if you've got a wobbly gob,
your gonna need your drugs!

He runs & slides & tackles,
He covers every blade,
and if your name is Giggsy,
he's deadlier than Aids!

If you're a scottish pisspot,
Start saying your goodbyes,
You said not in your lifetime,
So he'll help you fuckin die!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Nigel is our Dutchman,
he's tougher than King Kong,
he rules the park for Man City,
and now you've heard his song!

City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap)!!!


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That was good
 
the clash on is very good, that should catch on.

not a de jong song, but got no where else to put this....

few of us were singing it in the pub last night!

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8KT365wlA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8KT365wlA</a>

so here he is - carlos tevez,
everybody's missing dunne,
look to onuoha now,
we've only just begun!
 
Re: We need a De Jong song!

Freestyler said:
Breaking legs in the hot sun
you fought de jong and de jong won
you fought de jong and de jong won

you looked for cover and had none
you fought de jong and de jong won

Superb!
 
Re: OFFICIAL: We need a De Jong song, THREAD!

vonksbignose said:
In the old style of football chants, this one is long & has lots of verses. Don't let that put you off though - we used to manage it back in the day!

To the tune of "My old man's a Dustman":

John Terry stayed at Chelsea,
and Kaka went to Spain,
so City bought a Dutchman,
and Nigel was his name!

He's braver than a lion,
He's stronger than a bull,
and if your Gary Neville,
he'll break your fuckin skull!

He's never ducked a tackle,
He's never lost a fight,
and if you're Darren Fletcher,
he thinks you're fuckin shite!

He's angrier than Rooney,
He laughs at John O'shea,
cos when he came to City,
we told him you were gay!

He is our midfield general,
He is a little thug,
and if you've got a wobbly gob,
your gonna need your drugs!

He runs & slides & tackles,
He covers every blade,
and if your name is Giggsy,
he's deadlier than Aids!

If you're a scottish pisspot,
Start saying your goodbyes,
You said not in your lifetime,
So he'll help you fuckin die!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Nigel is our Dutchman,
he's tougher than King Kong,
he rules the park for Man City,
and now you've heard his song!

City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap)!!!


Well done, well thought out!
 

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