"We play for you."

I only get to my seat one minute before kick off so can we please just add Willy's Wembley saves on the end so I that can relive the magic as I reach my seat!
 
They have only just stopped using. "In our newly expanded Etihad stadium" in every sentence they use so I reckon this has a few more games left yet!
 
It shows you how out of touch the people paid a fortune at football clubs to come up with these ideas are with the average football fan.Most are throwing copious amounts of booze down their throats somewhere and stagger in a few minutes before or after kick off and just want to watch the game,have a laugh if possible then get off back to the pub.The poor sods who are in the ground are trying to have a chat but are deafened by drivel like this.
 
It shows you how out of touch the people paid a fortune at football clubs to come up with these ideas are with the average football fan.Most are throwing copious amounts of booze down their throats somewhere and stagger in a few minutes before or after kick off and just want to watch the game,have a laugh if possible then get off back to the pub.The poor sods who are in the ground are trying to have a chat but are deafened by drivel like this.

Deafened in the back before the game too with "DING DONG......WILL THE YELLOW TEAM LEADER CONTACT THE CONTROL ROOM"

It is then repeated sometimes three times. I am thinking can't he hear it? The residents of Glossop can so why can't he!
 
Sadly the cheese is here to stay. The sterile, pathetic atmosphere at the vast majority of games these days can be directly linked to the amount of nauseating cheese foisted on us.
 
This!!
It wasn't easy to come up with something more horrendous than the "This City" shite they introduced last season. But somehow they managed it.

I marvel that anyone at the club could think such abominable cack would appeal to City fans. Seriously, who is it aimed at? It just reeks of some deluded, ambitious, bullshit buzzwording, young thruster, who once went to a Mets game and erroneously inferred that world weary Brits would happily swallow the same sort of see through guff. I fucking hate it all. Goal music, jesters hats, cornball videos, even the Hammerettes and the Crystals, who I'd happily fuck the whole lot of under other circumstances, and I'm still in therapy from that time Danny tried to get the South Stand and the East Stand to 'sing off' against each other......
 
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I marvel that anyone at the club could think such abominable cack would appeal to City fans. Seriously, who is it aimed at? It just reeks of some deluded, ambitious, bullshit buzzwording, young thruster, who once went to a Mets game and erroneously inferred that world weary Brits would happily swallow the same sort of guff. I fucking hate it all. Goal music, jesters hats, cornball videos, even the Hammerettes and the Crystals, who I'd happily fuck the whole lot of under other circumstances, and I'm still in therapy from that time Danny tried to get the South Stand and the East Stand to 'sing off' against each other......

Bingo we have a winner

Fanzone Danny should have his fucking sweetbreads removed, he's got swallowed up in nice shirt wearing corporate Wembley bollocks instead of having piss running down his leg in the torch.

Bring back Natalie and her massive melons- At least she's not lost the will to be a proper City fan.
 
I like it.

But I still think we should film our own version.

Talking heads, real Blues. Laced with humour and irony.

"We couldn't give a shit. For you".
 

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