Weird Turn-On's

[2sheikhs]

Franck Ribery (I know, I really don't know what's wrong with me)

If you were Bluegirl2000, you might stand a chance with him.

 

[bluegirl74]

Franck Ribery (I know, I really don't know what's wrong with me)

If you were Bluegirl2000, you might stand a chance with him.

sad but true

 

[unsworthblue]

a woman with wrinkly laddered tights,wearing slippers smoking a woodbine with rollers in her hair who talks like Suzie Quatro,Elsie Tanner esque

 

[BlueMo']

MY Wife

I wish blokes wouldn't say or write stuff like this because it just drops other men, who tell the truth, in the shit.
Whenever I see some old boy on the telly saying shit like, "I fancy my wife just as much as the first day I met her", your mrs is always going to turn to you and say, "do you?".

To quote Roy Cropper "the truth just is".

 

[Carstairs]

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I don't know why, but I always get a lazy lob on in the poultry aisle.

 

[DelToro]

Rachel Burden's voice.

 

[another generation]

I never realised until just before xmas you could buy shirts that were made for a woman.

Bet you've tried one for size, eh, Rascal?

 

[2sheikhs]

The mrs is watching alan carr and anna friel is a guest. The way she's throwing her legs around, I'm starting to think she did that upskirt shot deliberately. It's not the same if it's on purpose.

 

[daveduke67]

I like strong coffee you can make cappuccino in an expressos machine though.

I used to work in a up market coffee/sandwich shop in town yeeeeears ago. Always stunk of the coffee I had slopped down me whilst clearing tables. And onions, I'd stink of all the red onions I'd chopped. Onions and coffee

I used to go out with a girl who worked in a chippy. She always smelled of fish and chips.
Strangely enough, after a shower and change of clothes, she only smelled of chips.

You sure it wasn't you that had the eau d'pommes de terre frite on?

 

[Crouchinho]

big curvy women with huge tits. i know most blokes prefer slim super model bodies but i love a big woman.

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Franck Ribery (I know, I really don't know what's wrong with me)

is it for his looks or the bad boy in him? maybe the battle scar!

 

[mcmanus]

Any girl with a tramp stamp tattoo of a team I despise. Bumming them is so much more fun.

 

[Heart.net]

Franck Ribery (I know, I really don't know what's wrong with me)

Classic case of the Arnold Schwarzenegger syndrome.

In other words, you like to dominate ugly men.

 

[Glauber Berti]

Strangely enough Back dimples and dermal piercings even better is a combination of the two, dermal piercings in the back dimples.

 

[XxRachXx]

this thread :p

 

[mac]

Climbing up a rope

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Women bound in cling film..........yeah I know, weird.

 

[Mayor West]

Not sure if its been mentioned yet but woman in Lycra specifically in gym going attire. Women never look sexier than in tight sports clothes. Jessica ennis is a fine example.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

fit girls with big specs.

nice.

also women who wear thongs with yoga pants and bend over.

my biggest turn offs (strange) are girls whos ears pop through their hair and skinny girls who are 5ft wet weight 8 stone yet have thighs bigger than Chris hoy.

 

[Lrrr]

Thigh high socks.

 

[acquiesce]

Thigh high stockings/socks
Girls named Alex
Gingers
Fit/Athletic lower backs.
Nose studs.