Weirdest place to have slept/fell asleep

fbloke said:
TTTCITYBHOY said:
fall asleep reguarly while on the pc (probably reading your pish)and wake up with



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stamped on my fukn forehead
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I seem to be a target for people nowadays.

I cannot be arsed anymore, you lot can go fuck yourselves 'cos thats me done with this cunting forum!

Fuck the lot of you.
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are you banning yourself fbloke
 
Got on the night bus home and woke up in the airport.
Also feel asleep on a seat next to the speaker in a club in town lmao
 
Fell asleep in the fridge once. I came home pissed and was looking for something to eat. Not being able to stand up and bend down at the same time, I knelt on the floor and stuck my head in.
I woke up a few hours later with my head resting on the bottom shelf and with a banging headache.
Had a few kips at work too. I remember one month were I earned more money asleep than I did awake.
 
Also one of the first times I'd ever been to a pub, came home pished, staggering to get up the stairs, decided to go take a piss. Finished, staggered back and fell into the empty bath. Thought about trying to get up but said fuck it and fell asleep in seconds. Woke up a few hours later before everyone else got up and went to bed quietly. No idea how they didnt hear the crash.
 
I fell asleep on top of a tank that for some reason was in my town. My friends and I were drunk as all hell and thought it would be a good thing to sleep on. When we woke up there were about 12 soldiers there and one very pissed off Colonel (im assuming, either way he was of obviously higher rank).
 
I'd just split up with my lass so I was living back with my parents. I came home late one night from the pub absolutely steaming so decided to go to bed. I woke up the next morning to find myself in my mothers bed, naked.....
 
One of the benches outside the town hall. As a rule I ALWAYS make it home, no matter how much i'm pissed, no matter how dead my eyes are. This one time we went out and had just that day picked up one of the top of the range phones of that time. Met my mates for 'a couple' and ended up in Press Club taking the piss out of Jez from Corry. I remember coming out and it was day light, then I remember waiting for a taxi outside whats now Slug and Lettuce, then woke up with people milling around me doing their daily business, minus my brand new spanking phone! Thieving cunts had robbed me in my slumber but let me keep my wallet and money! Hope the phone blew up and deafened the little fuckers.
 
the two places i regret falling asleep are.

1, went to see "cats" the stage show,front row, fell asleep. the show was great but i'd done a days work then drove to the theatre {blackpool i think)and half way through i dropped off.the thought of the actors and singers strutting their stuff and me snoring my head off was well embarrassing,worse than a poor review:)

2,Las Vegas, jumped on one of those little planes that take you to the grand canyon, with all the swerving left to right to see the highlight i felt sick, when i'm ill me i fall asleep. trip of a lifetime? nope fast asleep.the worst of it is i had the best seat, right next to the pilot, there were 12 on board and they all wanted to be in the cockpit for the best views, i got it as i was first to book that flight, they were not best pleased when we reached the canyon.as i was drifting off i could hear the pilot (Borb) saying this is a really interestin part of the tour, me, zzzzz.

sorry Borb mate.
 
royal shakespear theatre stratford on avon, titus andronicus act 2, me snoring away, my mate had to keep shaking me. coachload of american schoolies behind thought it was really funny, apparently
 
TTTCITYBHOY said:
fbloke said:
I seem to be a target for people nowadays.

I cannot be arsed anymore, you lot can go fuck yourselves 'cos thats me done with this cunting forum!

Fuck the lot of you.
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are you banning yourself fbloke
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I was clarkie baiting, hoping to land something!

Guess what you lot are uncaring cnuts really - not a flicker from any of you ;-)<br /><br />-- Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:37 am --<br /><br />It must be an age thing.

The young uns on here are sooooo boring.

The missus reminded me of one this morning.

I used to commute form York to Manchester every day - and they were long days - and although I am not normally bothered by driving I was so whacked out after the first few weeks I pulled into the petrol station near Clifton Hospital (what was Clifton Hospital as it happens) for milk and fuel etc and I fell asleep in the car at the pump.

I must have simply shut down when it was safe to do so!

I was breathalysed etc etc after the bobbies were called, and they thought it was funny thankfully.

I only had about 2 minutes further to go and they agreed to follow me to the site I was running and even made me a coffee when I opened up the cabin.

Needless to say I used my desk as a bed.
 
stonerblue said:
i've dossed in some places in my time so i'll just post my top three.

Gibraltar airport runway
Air Extraction vent, Novotel, Nottingham.
Cadiz docks.
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You may now be my new hero.

Air extraction vent, well played Sir!
 
fbloke said:
stonerblue said:
i've dossed in some places in my time so i'll just post my top three.

Gibraltar airport runway
Air Extraction vent, Novotel, Nottingham.
Cadiz docks.
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You may now be my new hero.

Air extraction vent, well played Sir!
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I used that particular lodging regularly. I only lived 1 minute away from it at the time. Very toasty.
 
Fell asleep on the train back to Uni (or at least so i thought) and ended up in Blackpool. I was on the wrong train cause the front carriage went to Blackpool and the other to Carlisle.

I was working at Trafford Park one summer and one day ahd t get the bus and didn't really know the area too well. I'd been out the night before, got home and just got changed and went straight out. Needless to say I feel asleep and woke up in Stockport.

Slept on a bench in a park in London after having my bank card swallowed and spending what money I had left on beer.

Woken up in a few mates gardens as well as some old dears garden near my mates house.
 
Lost count of the number of cinemas/theatres I've fallen asleep in. I've slept through a take-off at Heathrow and once had a terrible migraine while I was working in Bradford, was told to go home and stupidly drove. The next thing I remember is waking up in the car on Simister Island.

I've even fallen asleep in Block 102 during a game (but it was in the Pearce era).
 
a lad from work pulled into motorway service station for a kip in the car-park (long, knackering journey etc.)

something woke him up suddenly, and being in the driver's seat of the car, his first thought was that he'd fallen asleep at the wheel. There was a couple of seconds of panic before his brain switched on.
The old couple who were parked next to him eating their Ginster's pasties saw the whole thing found it very funny
 
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