Weirdest place to have slept/fell asleep

[gordo eddie]

Fell asleep in a Chinook helicopter on a bench seat ,flying in the Falklands .Woke to hear my fellow passengers pissing themselves laughing .
I was tired.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

The bus stop on Bridge street near Mojo. Did it again a few weeks later at a bus stop in newcastle whilst on a stag do, woke up thinking I was at the printworks and it was a shitter of a feeling when I realised I was actually in Newcastle

 

[Randomer]

I had a few of odd ones.

Fell asleep sat at a bar overlooking the DJ booth in BCM Magaluf whist Judge Jules was in the middle of his set.

Woke in in a field once with absolutely no idea how I got there. Apparently me and a few mates were there with a bong and I passed out. They decided it would be a good idea to leave me. I was gone for around two hours, bastards!

And the last one was at a house party, I locked myself in an upstairs cupboard and kipped in there for what felt like two minutes, turns out it was for nine hours with nobody knowing I was there. Got quiet a shock in the morning, as did the occupants of said house. Still, the brekkie was nice :)

fall asleep reguarly while on the pc (probably reading your pish)and wake up with



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Do you have a dint in your head where the O would usually be?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Woke up in a suitcase once at Uni, weird!!

Are you in MI6? Seems to be a habit there.

 

[Originals]

In Gran Canaria my first 'real' night out on the piss. Got in and needed a dump so went to the toilet fell asleep hoovering over the toliet seat leaning on the sink!

Then woke up in the morning curled up around that said toilet bowl.

In Switzerland airport coming back from Hamburg last year. The airport was dead not a soul there.

 

[crumpsallblue]

42nd street years ago, when i come too on deansgate i only had one shoe on..

On the bus, was woken up in queens road depot by a cleaner and some **** had rifled me pockets..

Also Carrow Road, Friday night game, had been on the scrumpy since midday.

 

[daveyboybluemoon]

Thank the lord, I thought I was the only one!!

Couple of recent ones, Works night out at The Place Hotel next to Piccadilly train station, decided to leave on my own circa 11pm (or so i'm told), next thing I know I wake up on the floor in front of the sinks flat on my back of the upstairs toilets at Picadilly, the ones next to Sports bar that you have to get the code for from the Bar, at 5:20am, without my I Phone but with about £4's worth of 20p's & everthing else in my pocket (Keys/wallett etc...)....god knows how long id been there, how i'd got in there or how nobody had found me. Anyway, got up got my bearings, had a piss, strolled out liked nothing had happened & border the 5:35am train to Stockport.....I looked a mess!!

Oh & done the usual ones as well, fell asleep on the train from Piccadilly to Stockport, got woke up in Chester & had to wait for the 4:30am train back....Bus, loads of times! oh & having lived my new housemate (female) less than a week, we went out for a drinks together, got back fell asleep on the toilet, kecks around my ankles, everything on show when she walked in, not a clue till she told me the next day!!

Strange how it only happens when Alcohol is involved!!

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

I had a few of odd ones.

Fell asleep sat at a bar overlooking the DJ booth in BCM Magaluf whist Judge Jules was in the middle of his set.

Woke in in a field once with absolutely no idea how I got there. Apparently me and a few mates were there with a bong and I passed out. They decided it would be a good idea to leave me. I was gone for around two hours, bastards!

And the last one was at a house party, I locked myself in an upstairs cupboard and kipped in there for what felt like two minutes, turns out it was for nine hours with nobody knowing I was there. Got quiet a shock in the morning, as did the occupants of said house. Still, the brekkie was nice :)

fall asleep reguarly while on the pc (probably reading your pish)and wake up with



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QWERTYUIP[
ASDFGHJKL;'#
\ZXCVBNM,./

stamped on my fukn forehead

Do you have a dint in your head where the O would usually be?

Well sptted mate ;)

 

[fbloke]

The bus stop on Bridge street near Mojo. Did it again a few weeks later at a bus stop in newcastle whilst on a stag do, woke up thinking I was at the printworks and it was a shitter of a feeling when I realised I was actually in Newcastle

I used to work on New Bridge St.......fell asleep there a few times as well.

 

[Ragnarok]

remember that film where the guy is drinking the pint of beer?

the words 'you have been poisoned' slowly appear printed on the bottom of the glass as he is finishing it

a similar thing in my 20's when i used to roll out of bed and find the nearest tap, drink, and realise i was in a strange woman's house

does this count?

The big question is, do you have aids or not?

 

[fbloke]

Fell asleep in a Chinook helicopter on a bench seat ,flying in the Falklands .Woke to hear my fellow passengers pissing themselves laughing .
I was tired.

i fell asleep in a Huey flying over Penang in 'Nam .
you wouldnt understand

you wern't there man !

That made me chuckle, thanks fella.<br /><br />-- Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:14 pm --<br /><br />

remember that film where the guy is drinking the pint of beer?

the words 'you have been poisoned' slowly appear printed on the bottom of the glass as he is finishing it

a similar thing in my 20's when i used to roll out of bed and find the nearest tap, drink, and realise i was in a strange woman's house

does this count?

The big question is, do you have aids or not?

Here comes the life and soul of the party ;-)

 

[the citizens]

was drinkin in south east london , an woke up on a park bench in scunthorpe with no money a split lip and a few broken ribs . i still have no idea how i got there .

 

[Fame Monster]

I woke up naked on one of those grotty beaches in Kavos, once. I do not remember anything of the previous night. It's probably likely that hordes of beautiful women drugged me and then took advantage of my unconscious body for sexual gains.

 

[Paul powers moustache]

a lad from work pulled into motorway service station for a kip in the car-park (long, knackering journey etc.)

something woke him up suddenly, and being in the driver's seat of the car, his first thought was that he'd fallen asleep at the wheel. There was a couple of seconds of panic before his brain switched on.
The old couple who were parked next to him eating their Ginster's pasties saw the whole thing found it very funny

I did that once


Was moving house from Exeter to Bolton and the only van I could hire was a Luton , that meant I had to do a few journeys .


On the third trip I pulled of the motorway at a services ( cant remember where ) for a catnap .
I woke up two hours later when another van was reversing into the space beside me , it gave me such a shock and the sight of him reversing made my knackered brain made me think I was moving .

I shoved my foot so hard on the brake that it induced a cramp attack and left me screaming in agony hopping around the car park .

 

[fbloke]

This thread now has a very high reply : read ratio.

That suggests that only a handful of people are reading it but we are all a bit weird {:-{)

 

[Fame Monster]

I woke up naked on one of those grotty beaches in Kavos, once. I do not remember anything of the previous night. It's probably likely that hordes of beautiful women drugged me and then took advantage of my unconscious body for sexual gains.

or........
you were dry bummed by Carlos , the lucky lucky bracelet man

Come to think of it, I did wake up next to a fishing rod, 400 watches and an illuminous whistle.

 

[fbloke]

or........
you were dry bummed by Carlos , the lucky lucky bracelet man

Come to think of it, I did wake up next to a fishing rod, 400 watches and an illuminous whistle.

You can keep the watches and the rod but can I have my whistle back please ;-)

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Funniest thing I saw involving someone else was being stuck in a huge traffic jam on the M42 one Friday afternoon. Bad accident had closed the motorway and we were stuck for about 2 hours or so.

The guy in a whiite van in the next lane fell asleep and must have really gone into a deep sleep when the traffic started moving. Everyone was beeping him trying to wake him up but he was dead to the world.

 

[Ragnarok]

Come to think of it, I did wake up next to a fishing rod, 400 watches and an illuminous whistle.

You can keep the watches and the rod but can I have my whistle back please ;-)

Now i realise where you got your username from ;) . 'f***bloke'

 

[fbloke]

You can keep the watches and the rod but can I have my whistle back please ;-)

Now i realise where you got your username from ;) . 'f***bloke'

Is that better than the commonly held, but massively inaccurate belief that its 'fat'bloke?