Buy a top class left back.
Win everything.
Smash the chavs by at least four goals home and away.
Obviously beat the rag scum home and away, and the scousers.
FFP disbanded, Sheikh Mansour takes personal offence at something said by the new chav owner and decides to show every fucker who has the biggest dick when it comes to buying superstar players.
If not all that, then just beat the chavs 6-0 and win the title by at least ten points.
And win the CL.