Welsh themed pubs.

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why aren't there any?

Imagine if there was though...... you walk in and everyone switches from speaking English to talking in the Welsh language. The locals then turn their back on you and ignore you, save the occasional disapproving glance over in your direction, in disbelief you are still there....

You leave and find a welcoming committee outside telling you to leave town and never come back..... ;)

 

[law74]

If there were any, I wouldnt be ordering the lamb chops off the menu.

 

[Ovo]

Rascist

 

[Anonymous]

Having worked and stayed in digs throughout North and mid-Wales , i'm probably qualified enough to pass opinion on this one , and some of the places i've been out in at night have been a bit on the dodgy side , to say the least ....... some pubs in Caernarfon and Bangor were pretty unwelcoming , and violent local village yobs fought amongst each other outside kebab shops later ...... you made it known that you had an english accent in that kind of 'powder-keg' atmosphere at your own peril.

Wesh girls , in places such as those , can be very 'forward' , and loud , and most certainly aren't afraid to speak their minds , even when stone cold sober ...... one girl , who was a total stranger to me , even grabbed my balls as her group passed us on the main street one boozy evening!

One ageing landlord of a particular establishment in Caernarfon town centre seemed to know all the local trollops who were in his hostelry personally , and went around his pub demanding a kiss from all of them .... something which happened all the time apparently , and something which the girls , of various ages , appeared quite happy to comply with ... and a few even sat on his knee!

Whilst another Welsh firebrand , in another Caernarfon pub , gave me a bit of a welsh ear-bashing for managing to get served before her ....

We entered a pub a few miles outside of Abersoch to find the pub suddenly fall completely silent , upon hearing us order drinks at the bar , and locals turn and stare .......

All in all , even though i've often found the experiences somewhat 'enlightening' , i've usually been relieved when i've crossed the border back into England!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rascist

what's one of them? lol

 

[Ovo]

Rascist

what's one of them? lol

I think that's a clear sign for me to give up and go to bed. Lol.

 

[TCIB]

The kinky sheep

 

[kalouk]

Oh good, I was starting to worry as we haven't had a let's patronise the Welsh thread for a while. I'd love to stay and prove your gross generalisations wrong but if I go now I might be able to catch one of the good looking sheep to cuddle up to tonight! God forbid I end up with an English one because everyone knows how much we hate anything English :)

 

[TCIB]

In my defense i'm posting without predjudice, infact one of my good friends is welsh.

I just wonder how he tenderizes the lamb so much, also why his wife hates him and she has a grudge against the sheep they raise.

Could be something in this eh ?

Also...

The Farmer and the sore arsed Flock, would make a good welsh pub name for said themed pub.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Live singing every night??? Fuck that!

I'd call it 'the boyo inn'

 

[Lucky Toma]

They've come for their material.

 

[TCIB]

Hahaaaa, here is my said mate who indeed spends to much time around the farm.

Especially when you consider he is a writer/producer.

 

[Lucky Toma]

Hahaaaa, here is my said mate who indeed spends to much time around the farm.

Especially when you consider he is a writer/producer.

Ha was it you lot who used to come down on your coaches, ask what all that green stuff was and point at our cows?

 

[kalouk]

In my defense i'm posting without predjudice, infact one of my good friends is welsh.

I just wonder how he tenderizes the lamb so much, also why his wife hates him and she has a grudge against the sheep they raise.

Could be something in this eh ?

Also...

The Farmer and the sore arsed Flock, would make a good welsh pub name for said themed pub.

Ok I laughed but be nice now!! I admire you adopting a welsh friend, you English really are good to us backward little folk! As for the singing Paphos, Us Welsh are well known for Keeping a 'welcome in the hillside' unless you are a smug English bastard of course :)

 

[TCIB]

How come both welsh people are awake at this time ? there must be a national emergency or something in the water. :p

In fairness i love black pudding and the best i ever had was strangely from a butchers in wales.
Didn't think you chaps had anything to do with it tbh.

 

[Lucky Toma]

To continue the stereotypical paranoia the English have about us we're writing in Welsh about you lot via PM.

 

[TCIB]

You fucking sinister bastards. Vowelism should be stamped out in modern society.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

To continue the stereotypical paranoia the English have about us we're writing in Welsh about you lot via PM.

pmsl :D

 

[dom]

This thread is sooo sad

The English paranoia around the welsh language beggar's belief...

What do you fookin idiots think that native welsh speakers are speaking when you are not in their pubs ??

... aah they must be speaking English..!!!!!!.. in the same way that you and I are speaking French in a pub in Manchester on the off chance that some French visitors walk in so that we can then revert to our normal first language just to piss them off


FFS grow up

 

[kalouk]

I can only apologise TCIB, now I know who your Welsh friend is I can see he has failed in our national outreach programme to knock the delusions of grandeur out of an English man. He will be reprimanded and sent to Blackpool for two weeks as punishment.

Lucky Toma, Rwy'n siomedig :)