Welsh themed pubs.

dom said:
This thread is sooo sad

The English paranoia around the welsh language beggar's belief...

What do you fookin idiots think that native welsh speakers are speaking when you are not in their pubs ??

... aah they must be speaking English..!!!!!!.. in the same way that you and I are speaking French in a pub in Manchester on the off chance that some French visitors walk in so that we can then revert to our normal first language just to piss them off


FFS grow up
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Is this you ?...

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TCIB said:
dom said:
This thread is sooo sad

The English paranoia around the welsh language beggar's belief...

What do you fookin idiots think that native welsh speakers are speaking when you are not in their pubs ??

... aah they must be speaking English..!!!!!!.. in the same way that you and I are speaking French in a pub in Manchester on the off chance that some French visitors walk in so that we can then revert to our normal first language just to piss them off


FFS grow up
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Yup, when I hear the same old dreay crap spouted by folk over decades when none of them have actually tried to check what's actually going on

and when my Gran was was beaten at infant school for speaking welsh
(Google 'Welsh Knot' for further info)
 
I'm sorry your gran was hit for speaking her native tongue :<

I do think though you need...

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and a

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Misserable swines are baaaaared tonight, see what i did there eh, i'm here all week, thanks for watching folks.
 
dom said:
This thread is sooo sad

The English paranoia around the welsh language beggar's belief...

What do you fookin idiots think that native welsh speakers are speaking when you are not in their pubs ??

... aah they must be speaking English..!!!!!!.. in the same way that you and I are speaking French in a pub in Manchester on the off chance that some French visitors walk in so that we can then revert to our normal first language just to piss them off


FFS grow up
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OK, so what do you think should be in a Welsh themed pub?
 
I've thought of something!! Can we have stocks in one corner so when we hear an English accent we can creep up behind them ( we're good at it ask the sheep) put them in the stocks and throw rotten leeks at them in time with Delilah! I'm sure if I think hard enough I can think of somewhere to shove a bunch of Daffodils to finish it off :P Please say yes, I'm sure if I ask Lucky Toma nicely he could get his English friend TCIB to join him for a pint of Brains. :)
 
kalouk said:
I've thought of something!! Can we have stocks in one corner so when we hear an English accent we can creep up behind them ( we're good at it ask the sheep) put them in the stocks and throw rotten leeks at them in time with Delilah! I'm sure if I think hard enough I can think of somewhere to shove a bunch of Daffodils to finish it off :P Please say yes, I'm sure if I ask Lucky Toma nicely he could get his English friend TCIB to join him for a pint of Brains. :)
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A pint of brains would be most welcome.

I do have further questions regarding the final resting place of said daffodils though...

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Land of my Fathers, O land of the free,
A land of poets and minstrels, famed men.
Her brave warriors, patriots much blessed,
It was for freedom that they lost their blood.

Wales! Wales!
I am devoted to my country.
So long as the sea is a wall to this fair beautiful land,
May the anchient language remain.

Now THAT'S a national anthem. Poets and minstrels, famed men spilling blood for freedom. You lot just simper insipidly about a sour-faced old cow being saved by a ficticious being.

This chasm of class and style between us can be extended to virtually every area of life. The Welsh are passionate to the marrow, funny, interesting, and vibrant. You lot are beige to the bone, cursed with an inherent superiority complex passed down from cunts with guns. But you've got ABSOLUTELY fuck all to feel superior about with us. Quite the opposite. Having an Englishman try to belittle my country and countrymen and women is exactly like hearing a rag gloat about glories gone - the misplaced arrogance towards a soulless institution is identical. You are national rags to us.

So make your predictable jokes about sheep. We don't hate you - we simply roll our eyes and pity the simplistic ignorance like we're watching a 1970s Jim Davidson tape. Then we go off and fuck in the valleys.

Wales is a stunningly beautiful country. The people are even better. Who do you think you're trying to mock? You're simply not worthy to do so.
Take a good look at your own country - a land of Clarksons and tepid tea - then shut your fucking mouths.
 
Lucky Toma said:
Land of my Fathers, O land of the free,
A land of poets and minstrels, famed men.
Her brave warriors, patriots much blessed,
It was for freedom that they lost their blood.

Wales! Wales!
I am devoted to my country.
So long as the sea is a wall to this fair beautiful land,
May the anchient language remain.

Now THAT'S a national anthem. Poets and minstrels, famed men spilling blood for freedom. You lot just simper insipidly about a sour-faced old cow being saved by a ficticious being.

This chasm of class and style between us can be extended to virtually every area of life. The Welsh are passionate to the marrow, funny, interesting, and vibrant. You lot are beige to the bone, cursed with an inherent superiority complex passed down from cunts with guns. But you've got ABSOLUTELY fuck all to feel superior about with us. Quite the opposite. Having an Englishman try to belittle my country and countrymen and women is exactly like hearing a rag gloat about glories gone - the misplaced arrogance towards a soulless institution is identical. You are national rags to us.

So make your predictable jokes about sheep. We don't hate you - we simply roll our eyes and pity the simplistic ignorance like we're watching a 1970s Jim Davidson tape. Then we go off and fuck in the valleys.

Wales is a stunningly beautiful country. The people are even better. Who do you think you're trying to mock? You're simply not worthy to do so.
Take a good look at your own country - a land of Clarksons and tepid tea - then shut your fucking mouths.
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As long as you go off and support a team from your great country
 
Lucky Toma said:
In a way I do Boyblue. There's an awful lot of similarities between supporting City and being Welsh. The arrogant neighbours for one.
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Im only joking just dont cross the border again or i will bum you till your head falls off
 
johnmc said:
Wales has no identity hence there being no Welsh themed pubs.
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Yes that's right John *nods and tries to keep a straight face*

How's those English themed pubs doing? Ah sorry, I meant Weatherspoons with it's plastic eggs and tasteless chips and full of Burton-shirt-wearing misogynistic office pricks throwing back foreign lager before puking and fighting because they can't take their ale.
You must be so proud.
 
I moved from Manchester to Swanse last October due to work, all I can say is what a load of bollocks some of you are saying about welsh people on here. Lucky Toma is spot on as to what he is saying. I must admit though after 40 years living in Manchester my thoughts on the Welsh were very similar and how wrong I was. I cant comment on the the north welsh people but in Swansea its very similar to Manchester, people are sound and friendly, not once have I had a run in a boozer with a welsh lad due to my manc accent and the birds love the accent.
 
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