wembley outfit

FORZA CITY said:
jma said:
Another thread full of women.

Why would you plan what to wear at a football match? (Unless you only have a single suitable set of clothes and have to make sure they are clean)

And for those fools going on "Oh, I'm wearing this brand of jacket with this brand of jeans, blah, blah, blah", when you are planning your (identikit) glorious outfit and making these painstaking decisions, don't you ever think "fuck me, exactly whose benefit is this for, who am I hoping will notice some shite label on my chest during an injury stoppage in the 34th minute?"

Nobody else in that stadium will give a fuck what you've got on (within reason), so why are you giving it thought a week prior?
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Not all of us like wearing the club shop mate.
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Not worn any football tops or football club gear since I was about 10 years old.

That doesn't mean, however, that the only other option is to be the sort of person who thinks they look good if they are wearing something with some shit sportswear (or any other, or that matter) label on it is the height of fashion and is drawing admiring glances from all and sundry. Although I'll admit that it probably does draw the odd admiring glance from similarly minded people.

What I'm getting at is that all this "I'll be wearing Adidas Samba, teamed with a silver Mercer jacket, some 501 jeans and accessorised with a Sergio Tacchini shoulder throw" makes me laugh. It's like a comedy sketch, with people talking like 'fashionistas' about bang average clothes that anyone and everyone can/does own. Even if it were about ultra expensive, genuinely exclusive clothes, it'd still be bollocks though. Cos they are just clothes. But the average bloke, talking and acting about his average clothes like he is Gok Wan is bizarre though.

PS: I probably wear a few of the garments referred to on this thread. But if I started to talk about them as if I was at Milan fashion week or if I started to plan which of them I was going to wear to a football match weeks in advance I'd feel like a right bellend.
 
Jma - your post has made you out as a bellend already

If what people wear does not bother you and clothes don't then why comment?

Let those who want to discuss such and not walk round like a tramp do so.
 
I flew over for the semi final on the Saturday. Obviously this meant bringing a change of clothes.
The time of the flight back after the game meant that I had no choice but to carry that change of clothes with me, into Wembley, because there was no way I'd have had time to get back to the hotel and still make Heathrow. (In fact, if it had gone to extra time, I'd have had to leave! By jaysus was I shitting it when Chesea were pushing us toward the end).

So what has all this got to do with clothes, you're thinking? Well, here's where this story gets interesting: you see, my wife was with me and I had her clothes in the bag too.

So she walks on ahead of me and the steward - a friendly enough Asian guy - asks me if he can search my bag.
What choice had I? I handed it over.
So he has a good old root through it and pulls out a pair of knickers and a make up kit.

"Are you a drag artist, sir?"
"Oh, yes!" I replied - I thought with sarcasm but perhaps not enough.
"Very good, sir. I really do like drag artists!" he said with a conspiratorial wink.

So, I was thinking... should I wear one of the wife's skirts and a blouse to the final? I'd hate to disappoint my one and only fan.
 
mad4city said:
I flew over for the semi final on the Saturday. Obviously this meant bringing a change of clothes.
The time of the flight back after the game meant that I had no choice but to carry that change of clothes with me, into Wembley, because there was no way I'd have had time to get back to the hotel and still make Heathrow. (In fact, if it had gone to extra time, I'd have had to leave! By jaysus was I shitting it when Chesea were pushing us toward the end).

So what has all this got to do with clothes, you're thinking? Well, here's where this story gets interesting: you see, my wife was with me and I had her clothes in the bag too.

So she walks on ahead of me and the steward - a friendly enough Asian guy - asks me if he can search my bag.
What choice had I? I handed it over.
So he has a good old root through it and pulls out a pair of knickers and a make up kit.

"Are you a drag artist, sir?"
"Oh, yes!" I replied - I thought with sarcasm but perhaps not enough.
"Very good, sir. I really do like drag artists!" he said with a conspiratorial wink.

So, I was thinking... should I wear one of the wife's skirts and a blouse to the final? I'd hate to disappoint my one and only fan.
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We need to see you in your wife's kni, er, dress. House rules; get them posted, now.
 
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
I'll be wearing me lucky 76 shirt, but I'm really bothered about which handbag to take - the Prada, the Gucci or the Louis Vuitton? It's all a bugger!
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Handbag? That's soooo last year, daaaaahling. Manbags are the new handbags.
 
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