Wenger Interviews a Player

[Three_Hat-tricks]

Arsehole Wenger has got a player he'd like to sign in his office for an interview.

AW: "So, why do you want to play for Arsenal?"

Player: "Well, I consider myself a talented and hard-working professional and I want to test myself at the highest level."

AW: "And where do you see yourself in two years' time?"

Player: "Winning trophies with Manchester City or United."

 

[davymcfc]

Not under David Moyes they won't ;)

 

[johnmc]

Why can't the player be named?