We're dicks!

[Alex B]

We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

 

[mammutly]

We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

You can tell that is American.

 

[Bluebird1]

Very profound;-)

 

[mat]

We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

 

[mcfc_ms]

Someone has been watching team America

 

[Goater's Shin]

Classic. Did you type that up from memory, while watching, or was it a copy and paste job? Imagine if someone important (not that you're not important or owt) slipped that into a speech? I reckon Obama could get away with it.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

Classic. Did you type that up from memory, while watching, or was it a copy and paste job? Imagine if someone important (not that you're not important or owt) slipped that into a speech? I reckon Obama could get away with it.

borris johnson would be class

 

[lee-mcfc]

ahaha

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6rDeOojFXk[/youtube]

 

[Bluemoon115]

Classic. Did you type that up from memory, while watching, or was it a copy and paste job? Imagine if someone important (not that you're not important or owt) slipped that into a speech? I reckon Obama could get away with it.

borris johnson would be class

Followed by "And not that theres anything wrong with your dick being covered in shit..eerr.. I hear some people like it and I fully support those people and errr yes."

 

[r01z]

Suprise! Cockface