We're ruining football - AGAIN!!!

[Ireland Haroo]

News of the World Exclusive:

With the recent news that 'Moneybags'™ Manchester City, the 'Richest Club in the World'™ are to pay Yaya Toure a weekly wage of £200,000, we could all rightly think that football has, at last, gone mad. Just because 'Megabucks'™ Manchester City have a multi-billionaire owner who thinks nothing of paying their latest big money acquisition £250,000 per week, doesn't make it right.

Just look at Arsenal. A Club doing things the right way. The Arsenal way. They don't have to pay £300,000 a week to get players to turn out for them for every 'Sky Super Sunday Showdown'™ They have a very strict pay structure, & although no-one knows what it is, we can surmise that potentially no player is allowed to earn more than minimum wage. Playing for pride, tradition & a history dating all the way back to before 1992 is all the motivation these players need. Household name like Djourou, Traore & Vela all turn up week in week out purely for the love of this traditional, English club.

Talking of England & their atrocious display at the World Cup, again Arsenal can be held up as a shining light of optimism. Whilst Manchester City with their 'filthy petro dollars'™ and their £350,000 a week salaries, contributed 3 players to England's pathetic performances, patriotic Arsenal, supplied none, and are totally blameless with regards to England's shame. Manchester City, the 'Club with No History'™ boast about their Academy, which, since 1998, has produced a paltry 31 players who have played for the First Team, of which 12 have gone on to achieve full International caps. 11 have represented England at various levels. During this time England have won absolutely nothing. Not a jot. A damning indictment on the 'quality' of their academy.

Compare this to the Arsenal Academy, which has produces a staggering 55 players to achieve full International caps (since the second world war), including Ashley Cole, another example of a true English hero, brought up on traditional Arsenal standards. His head wouldn't be turned by the lure of £400,000 a week of City's 'dirty money'™. He plays for pride, for history. And for Chelsea.

Whilst Arsenal continue to be a force in Europe with Silvestre, Diaby, Eboue & that loveable scamp, Eduardo, 'Morally Bankrupt'™ Manchester City & their hordes of overpaid mercenaries will continue to ruin football. And England.

God save Arsenal.

I had to re-read this three times just to make sure I got it right....

Didn't Cole go to Chelsea because they offered him loadsa dosh and Arsenal
wouldn't pay him the same due to their wage structure?

Oh and while we're at it, lets compare Citys academy since 1998 to Arsenals
since the war....yeah makes perfect sense to me ;-)

ycnmiu.

TAAAAAAAAAAAXIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

 

[jimbo101]

Funny!

What i like most is, he starts with 200 000 a week next time its 300 000 a week and then 350 000 a week HAHA

Its not City who ruin football but this so called journalists who ruin the Media with all lies and BS stories, Media was once a source used to take down the elite, and to be trusted, NOT any more! now its there to Frame personal idea and thoughts, rumors, than actually Facts.

FUCKING IDIOTS.

this justs get better and better,i cant type for laughing

Top marks to Zeven. His post is funnier than my original one. And he wasn't even trying!!!

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

'filthy petro-dollars tm' hahahaha

 

[sam the drummer]

Amazing, simply brilliant.

He plays for pride, for history. And for Chelsea.

I almost wet myself at this.

 

[BlueMo']

I had to re-read this three times just to make sure I got it right....

Didn't Cole go to Chelsea because they offered him loadsa dosh and Arsenal
wouldn't pay him the same due to their wage structure?

Oh and while we're at it, lets compare Citys academy since 1998 to Arsenals
since the war....yeah makes perfect sense to me ;-)

ycnmiu.

Err.......you could...and he did

Ha ha. good stuff.
Great OP too. Hats off to jimbo101

 

[Pam]

Dear old Lord. WTF?

 

[basher]

When did we ever stop ruining football!!

Arseholenal, Chelski and manure have never ever played anyone foreign or brought foreign players, we all no this is the truth and im sure Martin Samual will write a piece in the Daily Fail about how they have produced 17,000 amazing English players in 2 seasons but Man City made them all disappear with there money

Martin Samuel's alright!

yeah, leave Martin Samuel out of this. He's one of the best out of the few who are any good at all.

 

[law74]

Although, in hind sight...
hook, line and copy of angling times ;-)

I salute you...
:-)

Great OP though i feel that this is more of a trawler net full rather than angling with line and bait.