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I am on a train carriage with a hen party with about 12 fat Scottish women from East Kilbride heading into Manchester. Feeling quite scared.

I am on a train carriage with a hen party with about 12 fat Scottish women from East Kilbride heading into Manchester.
Not many blues got on my train at Stockport. Place is gonna be empty.
Don't panic...there's a phalanx of Scottish muff on the way....
 
#shitbag........

It's actually quite odd how vulgar they are. They keep going for pisses in pairs about 3 foot to my right. (Behind a door thank god) They are now discussing how their piss stinks of strongbow. Not one is under 15 stone. Think women is quite a strong word. passing through Wigan so nearly done! Thank god.
 
It's actually quite odd how vulgar they are. They keep going for pisses in pairs about 3 foot to my right. (Behind a door thank god) They are now discussing how their piss stinks of strongbow. Not one is under 15 stone. Think women is quite a strong word. passing through Wigan so nearly done! Thank god.
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It's actually quite odd how vulgar they are. They keep going for pisses in pairs about 3 foot to my right. (Behind a door thank god) They are now discussing how their piss stinks of strongbow. Not one is under 15 stone. Think women is quite a strong word. passing through Wigan so nearly done! Thank god.
Aaaawwwwww bless 'em. You could probably nip in the bog for a 'quickie' with one of them if you play your cards right.
 
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