West Ham (h) pre-match thread

[BLUEMATT23]

What's Benjani doing these days?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

What's Benjani doing these days?

Whatever it is he is doing it while offside

 

[come-on-barney]

Well the lads and Pep seem to be in good spirits - https://www.mancity.com/news/first-team/picture-special/2020/february/return-to-training-15-feb

 

[Cornish_Blue]

Well the lads and Pep seem to be in good spirits - https://www.mancity.com/news/first-team/picture-special/2020/february/return-to-training-15-feb

No wonder Sané is laughing, he’s taking the piss. Get yourself fit boy and start earning your pay, before you jump ship to the kraut rags.
I hope the rest are up for this game and intend to put the hammers to the sword instead of spunking away a gazillion chances.

 

[kaz7]

 

[kaz7]

 

[The Black Shed]

Who ate all the pies Jesus?

 

[kaz7]

Who ate all the pies Jesus?

He is the only one not lookig happy

 

[remember arthur mann]

What's Benjani doing these days?

 

[skivitheblue9320]

The press conference will be absolutely toxic, I suspect. They’ll all be lining up to have a pop shot. That said, are we even obliged to do one given that Guardiola has already done a press conference for this fixture just over a week ago?

Do what the rags and whisky nose used to do, send in the tea lady, she’s got more football and common sense than the Neanderthals in the so called ‘press’! Then make sure they all get bromide in their tea...