West Ham Thread - 2023/24

Colin Bells Boots said:
Seems to happen with most of their manager rejects.
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"Hello Wee Davy, I need you to do me a favour."

"Of course Sir Alex..."

"I got a couple of players that need moving on. Slabhead and Psycho Mcnasty. If yer take them both I'll throw in Phil Jones as a thank you. What do you say pal?"


"With respect Sir Alex yer can get te fuck if I'm having Jones. How much yer askin'?"

"120 Million for the pair seems fair to me Moyesy..."

"They ain't worth that much. I can get the board to offer £105 and yer get the rest when you win the league."

"Ney Bother. Howard already told me the league is in the bag. I'll send them down for the medical. You're the best Moysey!"

"Yer not too bad yersen. Bye"


"Bye Davey"

*Phone call ends*


"Fuck...."
 
ninjamonkey said:
Only side not to make a signing, lost their best player and captain and their primary targets seem to slabhead and mctominay. Could it get anymore depressing for west ham fans?
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Absolutely need to sign a striker with Scamacca leaving.

Whilst they have a good prospect for CM, they need an immediate replacement for Rice. I thought the asking price For James Ward-Prowse wasn't too extortionate.
 
I'm not convinced he's after them at all. He knows the rags have pretty much got to be rid of them both, and he's no fool. It's probably the rag-worshipping media again, going out of their way to help the vermin offload their surplus-to-requirements trash.
 
hope they go down if they pay big sums to rags for their flops. also hard to see Maguire lowering his salary.
 
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