Wetter than …

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Drones face

 

[FantasyIreland]

Mahrez in a 50/50

 

[Deleted member 77198]

My wife when she sees Harry Redknapp on the box

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Oh dear, I am sooooooo hot sat at my caravan in North Wales. Soooooooo hot I might have to open a beer and then my throat will be wetter than a mother and daughter combo at Rotters.

Is that a new club in Rhuddlan?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Wetter than a Mermaid's minge

 

[Blue Maverick]

Len Fairclough's thumb.

Bloody hell that’s going back some years

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Davy Jones’ cock

 

[fulabeer]

we have an impending hose pipe ban coming.

Thanks for the tip off. Just been to B&Q and bought five hosepipes. Not getting caught out again like last year... ;)

 

[Blue Mist]

…women on Tattle when they see a topless Jack Grealish.

@FightLikeAGirl what's Tattle when it's at home?

Yes I know I can Google it but I'm a lazy arse.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

@FightLikeAGirl what's Tattle when it's at home?

Yes I know I can Google it but I'm a lazy arse.

Gossip site.