better dead than red
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Lots of great lines. "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."
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SkyBlueTX
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Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Well, if it bothers you that much, why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Well, if it bothers you that much, why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
SkyBlueTX
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“Time to musk up!”
“Rawwwwwr!!”
“It’s made with bits of real panther so you know it’s good.”
“Rawwwwwr!!”
“It’s made with bits of real panther so you know it’s good.”
01cravend
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"They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece" - There will be blood
Also everything that comes out of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's mouth
Also everything that comes out of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's mouth
Thorin Oakenshield
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Would a mirage call you a stupid ****?
TCIB
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"I fucking hate traffic wardens"
From my favourite scene in 'In Bruges' - both from Ralph Fiennes who is utterly hilarious in it.
Harry: [to Yuri] An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Also from that scene;
Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
Harry: Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.
Eirik: What?
Harry: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.
Yuri: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.
Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead?
Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?
Harry: [to Yuri] An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Also from that scene;
Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
Harry: Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.
Eirik: What?
Harry: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.
Yuri: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.
Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead?
Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?
Iamthemusicman
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'He was a soldier of Rome. Honour him'